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Old 08-15-2024, 11:27 AM
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People will often call you racist if you say "I have lots of black friends". The response is always "ohhh sure, that's what a racist would say!", but this doesn't really make sense.

Imagine applying this logic to a specific friend. You say "Hey I'm friends with Jimmy" and then somebody goes "Ohhhh sure, that's what everyone says when they secretly HATE Jimmy!". Like wtf? No, I said I'm *friends with* Jimmy, which would be the exact opposite of hating Jimmy.

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Old 08-15-2024, 05:04 PM
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I dont get the OP ngl

my fav is the escargot joke but im tired of telling it because this younger generation isnt intellectual enough to know what an escargot is, so i end up spending like 5 minutes explaining to them what an escargot is

the joke goes completely over their head
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Old 08-15-2024, 08:49 PM
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Even worse. i knew what escargot was, but never seen the word in print so i googled wtf the word was.

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Old 08-15-2024, 10:50 PM
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What does an agnostic dislexic insomniac do?

Lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.

To be clear i did not make that up. Thats one of my fave jokes though. Dont get many takers on that one either.
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Old 08-15-2024, 11:39 PM
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kek that's pretty good, never heard that one before.
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Old 08-15-2024, 11:44 PM
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so, it's pretty obvious none of us are Great at telling jokes. try posting your fav joke from a comic that isn't famous

the American Mathematical Society even came out and was happy someone managed to make a Math joke this good.

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Old 08-16-2024, 08:06 AM
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Why is Cinderella so bad at sports?

She had a pumpkin for a coach.
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Old 08-16-2024, 10:55 AM
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so, it's pretty obvious none of us are Great at telling jokes. try posting your fav joke from a comic that isn't famous

the American Mathematical Society even came out and was happy someone managed to make a Math joke this good.

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Old 08-16-2024, 08:40 PM
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Im too scared to watch the math joke in case i dont get it.
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Old 08-16-2024, 08:48 PM
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I was ½ right.
Duck duck go F.O.I.L. Sorta got it.
Still a bit dumb though.
BiGnomial = likes both boy and girl gnomes?
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