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Sorry IB...
... your days of getting raid mobs are over.
We here at "Dark Ascension Research and Development: Mob Claiming Division" have been tirelessly working to adapt cutting edge, Cold War era technology into our overall raid strategy; most notably in reference to the claiming of raid mobs. Through slight manipulation, an American plan to claim the Moon before the Soviets has now become our newest method for claiming contested content. With that in mind, we have created and hope to begin testing our first prototype of the "FUCC-YEW2 (Flag Used to Claim Content You Evidently Wanted Too) Mob Claiming Rocket." If our calculations are correct, the implementation of this technology will afford us at a minimum 97.8%* of all raid mobs on the Project1999 server. The end is nigh, IB... please reference the image below for details: *97.8% figured gained through research which consisted of me watching "The Life and Times of Time" while eating a bowl of Capt. Crunch. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Note: This message is NOT approved by <DA> and is the sole creation of... me. | ||
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Definitely would not read again.
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edit: The TV show I was watching was "The Life and Times of Tim".. I apologize for any confusion this typo may have caused in understanding the statistics involved.
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I like it
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A+ hilarity. LoL
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[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
Loke, Loke: How do you plan on dealing with the fact that the moon of Luclin will not be available: will Sky be an acceptable analogue? Also, how do you defend your continued counsel with Capt. Crunch after his opinion that we should "Ice Comet those filthy North Karanans?"
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Ice Comet those filthy North Karanans!!!
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Team Bonghits
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Like anyone would miss North Karana.
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I do not approve of this message.
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Loke, as always, entertaining =P
Always room for friendly competition. See ya in game, buddy.
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