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Alms for the male gnome community
[Wed Jun 29 11:04:32 2022] LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
[Wed Jun 29 11:04:43 2022]You have entered Surefall Glade. [Wed Jun 29 11:05:05 2022] Corun Finisc shouts, 'Heed the wishes of Tunare and leave the bears of Surefall Glade undisturbed!' [Wed Jun 29 11:05:18 2022] Jonarab regards you indifferently -- what would you like your tombstone to say? [Wed Jun 29 11:05:19 2022] Zilch regards you indifferently -- what would you like your tombstone to say? [Wed Jun 29 11:06:55 2022] You shout, 'Help! Help! There's a short bald man attacking the most pretentious of Surefall residents!' [Wed Jun 29 11:07:01 2022] You shout, 'Someone do something!' [Wed Jun 29 11:07:21 2022] 'You shout, 'Don't let him take your flowing locks! [Wed Jun 29 11:07:50 2022] Zilch shouts, 'theyve enslaved our people for years' [Wed Jun 29 11:08:30 2022] Zilch grins evilly at Cinnamie. [Wed Jun 29 11:08:37 2022] You shout, 'get away you bald freak!' [Wed Jun 29 11:08:45 2022] You shout, 'so gross.' [Wed Jun 29 11:08:58 2022] Zilch shouts, 'for Bertoxxulous' ... [Wed Jun 29 11:09:26 2022] You begin tracking Zilch. [Wed Jun 29 11:09:26 2022] Zilch is behind and to the right. [Wed Jun 29 11:09:28 2022] Zilch is behind and to the right. [Wed Jun 29 11:09:30 2022] Zilch is behind and to the right. [Wed Jun 29 11:09:32 2022] Zilch is behind and to the right. [Wed Jun 29 11:10:30 2022] You shout, 'Listen.. I hear the dwarves have the best barbers. Perhaps one of them can help you carpet that dome of yours?' [Wed Jun 29 11:10:30 2022] Zilch is behind and to the right. [Wed Jun 29 11:11:29 2022] Zilch is straight ahead. [Wed Jun 29 11:11:30 2022] You begin casting Camouflage. [Wed Jun 29 11:11:35 2022] Your body fades away. [Wed Jun 29 11:12:31 2022] Zilch shouts, 'decay is all that matters - i welcomed the loss of my hair' ... Cinnamie opens up their inventory & drops an alligator egg behind Zilch. [Wed Jun 29 11:14:35 2022] You shout, 'Ugh! Lay your spawn somewhere else! I didn't know gnomes were hatched...' [Wed Jun 29 11:15:25 2022] Zilch is ahead and to the left. [Wed Jun 29 11:15:26 2022] You have lost your tracking target. ... [Wed Jun 29 11:15:34 2022] You say, 'Oh no it sees me!' [Wed Jun 29 11:15:55 2022] You say, 'The bright sphere of flesh is blinding!' [Wed Jun 29 11:16:09 2022] Zilch laughs at Cinnamie. [Wed Jun 29 11:16:22 2022] Zilch begins to cast a spell. [Wed Jun 29 11:16:24 2022] Zilch has fallen to the ground. [Wed Jun 29 11:16:24 2022] Zilch dies. [Wed Jun 29 11:16:35 2022] You poke Zilch. [Wed Jun 29 11:16:36 2022] You poke Zilch. [Wed Jun 29 11:16:37 2022] You poke Zilch. [Wed Jun 29 11:16:39 2022] You say, 'Hmmmm.' ... [Wed Jun 29 11:16:42 2022] Ran Walker tries to crush Jonarab, but misses! [Wed Jun 29 11:16:42 2022] Jonarab tries to bash Ran Walker, but misses! [Wed Jun 29 11:17:01 2022] Jonarab beams a smile at Ran Walker [Wed Jun 29 11:17:01 2022] Jonarab says 'Ahhh, I feel much better now...' [Wed Jun 29 11:17:01 2022] Ran Walker staggers. [Wed Jun 29 11:17:11 2022] Ran Walker has been slain by Jonarab! [Wed Jun 29 11:17:17 2022] Zilch says, 'Target you've ruined your lands. You will not ruin mine!' [Wed Jun 29 11:17:21 2022] Bren Treeclimber says 'I'll teach you to interfere with me Jonarab000.' [Wed Jun 29 11:17:38 2022] Zilch begins to cast a spell. [Wed Jun 29 11:17:44 2022] You become like the dead. [Wed Jun 29 11:17:44 2022] Zilch says, 'feel the power of the dead' [Wed Jun 29 11:17:50 2022] You say, 'im taking a quick sketch of this.' [Wed Jun 29 11:17:57 2022] You say, 'for reporting to the authorities' [Wed Jun 29 11:18:10 2022] You say, 'unfortunately your likeness is very... circular.' [Wed Jun 29 11:18:18 2022] You say, 'oh god my feet!' [Wed Jun 29 11:18:32 2022] Zilch says, 'authorities could never stop me' [Wed Jun 29 11:18:43 2022] You say, 'ive been turned into a minion of the undead!' [Wed Jun 29 11:18:52 2022] Zilch says, 'unlimited power' [Wed Jun 29 11:18:59 2022] You say, 'I feel my life... weakening... ' ... Cinnamie drops two rat ears in front of Zilch. [Wed Jun 29 11:20:25 2022] You say, 'oh god your ears .. ' [Wed Jun 29 11:20:35 2022] You say, 'they fell off. This is what being dead gets you' [Wed Jun 29 11:20:37 2022] Zilch says, 'tasty' [Wed Jun 29 11:22:32 2022] You say, 'This... thing.' [Wed Jun 29 11:22:58 2022] Zilch hugs Jonarab. [Wed Jun 29 11:23:08 2022] You say, 'Here eat some fishing grubs' [Wed Jun 29 11:23:13 2022] You say, 'Hail, Jonarab' [Wed Jun 29 11:23:16 2022] Jonarab says 'Guarding with my life..oh splendid one.' [Wed Jun 29 11:23:23 2022] You say, 'it speaks!' ... [Wed Jun 29 11:23:57 2022] Ran Walker says 'I'll teach you to interfere with me Jonarab000.' [Wed Jun 29 11:24:14 2022] Jonarab beams a smile at Ran Walker [Wed Jun 29 11:24:14 2022] Jonarab says 'Ahhh, I feel much better now...' [Wed Jun 29 11:24:14 2022] Ran Walker staggers. [Wed Jun 29 11:24:20 2022] Ran Walker has been slain by Jonarab! [Wed Jun 29 11:24:28 2022] You cry over Ran Walker. [Wed Jun 29 11:24:35 2022] Jonarab says 'My leader is Zilch.' [Wed Jun 29 11:25:21 2022] You shout, 'Ran Walker was quite a.. guy who walks. Part Elf, Part Human, all ambulator. His short life will be remembered.' [Wed Jun 29 11:25:22 2022] Zilch welcomes the loss of the dead. [Wed Jun 29 11:26:05 2022] You shout, 'Never one to lament his position in the archery tournaments... which were arranged alphabetically' [Wed Jun 29 11:26:37 2022] Zilch shouts, 'should have walked faster imo' ... [Wed Jun 29 11:27:56 2022] Zilch begins to cast a spell. [Wed Jun 29 11:28:03 2022] Jonarab's eyes gleam with madness. [Wed Jun 29 11:28:03 2022] Zilch begins to walk faster. [Wed Jun 29 11:41:37 2022] Juniperus invites you to join a group. [Wed Jun 29 11:41:37 2022] To join the group, click on the 'FOLLOW' option, or 'DISBAND' to cancel. [Wed Jun 29 11:41:39 2022] Juniperus's spell fizzles! [Wed Jun 29 11:41:39 2022] You wave at Juniperus. [Wed Jun 29 11:41:40 2022] Juniperus begins to cast a spell. [Wed Jun 29 11:41:41 2022] You notify Juniperus that you agree to join the group. [Wed Jun 29 11:41:41 2022] You have joined the group. [Wed Jun 29 11:41:49 2022] Juniperus begins to cast a spell. [Wed Jun 29 11:41:54 2022] You feel the spirit of wolf enter you. [Wed Jun 29 11:42:00 2022] Juniperus tells the group, 'BBM icn!' [Wed Jun 29 11:42:01 2022] Juniperus begins to cast a spell. [Wed Jun 29 11:42:17 2022] LOADING, PLEASE WAIT... [Wed Jun 29 11:42:36 2022] You have entered Butcherblock Mountains. [Wed Jun 29 11:42:56 2022] Zilch tells you, 'get a haircut while youre in dwarf town' [Wed Jun 29 11:42:57 2022] You thank Juniperus heartily. [Wed Jun 29 11:44:07 2022] You told Zilch, 'Pfft! Us rangers are natural hair growers. I grow lots of hair. Im actually such a good hair grower and such a good person Im going to donate my locks to get you wig' [Wed Jun 29 11:44:25 2022] You told Zilch, 'or prosthetic coverage, if you prefer ' ... [Wed Jun 29 11:54:56 2022] Florist is straight ahead. [Wed Jun 29 11:54:57 2022] Florist begins to cast a spell. [Wed Jun 29 11:54:58 2022] Florist is straight ahead. [Wed Jun 29 11:55:00 2022] Florist is straight ahead. [Wed Jun 29 11:55:02 2022] Florist is straight ahead. [Wed Jun 29 11:55:02 2022] You tell your party, 'we are going to get a gnome a wig' [Wed Jun 29 11:55:14 2022] LOADING, PLEASE WAIT... [Wed Jun 29 11:55:26 2022] You have entered West Commonlands. [Wed Jun 29 11:56:44 2022] LOADING, PLEASE WAIT... [Wed Jun 29 11:56:58 2022] You have entered East Commonlands. [Wed Jun 29 11:59:31 2022] LOADING, PLEASE WAIT... [Wed Jun 29 11:59:44 2022] You have entered West Freeport. [Wed Jun 29 11:59:58 2022] Ping Fuzzlecutter says 'Hello there Cinnamie, how about a nice Cloth Sleeves?' [Wed Jun 29 12:00:10 2022] Ping Fuzzlecutter tells you, 'That'll be 2 platinum 3 gold 6 silver 2 copper for the Wild One Wig.' [Wed Jun 29 12:00:12 2022] You give 2 platinum 3 gold 6 silver 2 copper to Ping Fuzzlecutter. [Wed Jun 29 12:02:34 2022] LOADING, PLEASE WAIT... [Wed Jun 29 12:02:48 2022] You have entered East Commonlands. [Wed Jun 29 12:05:24 2022] LOADING, PLEASE WAIT... [Wed Jun 29 12:05:36 2022] You have entered West Commonlands. [Wed Jun 29 12:06:53 2022] You cheer at Florist. [Wed Jun 29 12:07:02 2022] You tell your party, 'Now Surefall [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]' [Wed Jun 29 12:07:16 2022] Florist begins to cast a spell. ... [Wed Jun 29 12:07:32 2022] LOADING, PLEASE WAIT... [Wed Jun 29 12:07:42 2022] You have entered Surefall Glade. [Wed Jun 29 12:08:35 2022] You shout, 'I have something for you, chrome-dome.' [Wed Jun 29 12:08:54 2022] Zilch shouts, 'there she goes disturbing the peace again' [Wed Jun 29 12:09:26 2022] You shiver at the thought of messing with Jonarab. [Wed Jun 29 12:09:39 2022] Zilch grins evilly at Cinnamie. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] [Wed Jun 29 12:09:48 2022] Zilch has cancelled the trade. [Wed Jun 29 12:09:52 2022] You gasp at Zilch in astonishment. [Wed Jun 29 12:09:52 2022] Zilch vetoes Cinnamie's idea! [Wed Jun 29 12:10:07 2022] You say, 'What?? I had that custom made from dwarf back-hair for you' [Wed Jun 29 12:10:09 2022] Zilch says, 'flesh is the only thing keeping me going' [Wed Jun 29 12:10:42 2022] You say, 'At least let us see how it looks. I mean, you might come to enjoy it' [Wed Jun 29 12:10:50 2022] Zilch says, 'bring me the skin of a swarf i'll sew to a wig' [Wed Jun 29 12:11:52 2022] Zilch regards you indifferently -- what would you like your tombstone to say? [Wed Jun 29 12:12:12 2022] You say, 'I've done all I can. ' [Wed Jun 29 12:12:35 2022] You say, 'What if I found something more.. fashionable?' [Wed Jun 29 12:12:41 2022] You say, 'Do you have a favorite color?' [Wed Jun 29 12:13:11 2022] Zilch says, 'black - like my soul' [Wed Jun 29 12:13:18 2022] Zilch says, 'what do you call lice that live in a bald mans head' I propose a wig drive this 4th of July weekend for our male gnome compatriots afflicted without a full capillum. | ||
Last edited by badwiz; 06-29-2022 at 01:24 PM..
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Rain Caller hustling made me an elf millionaire back in the days of yore
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