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Originally Posted by twerk_happy_faggot
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I'm halfway dead right now and it's pretty ugly. There is a murderer inside me.
The FUCKING BEAST revived itself overnight, I've been doing headstands and inducing vomiting all day. Black mucus, yummmm. At least I got to eat an egg mcmuffin and 2 hash browns from mcdonalds 2 days ago when everything was working okay.
I have a new specific diagnosis and plan tho. Exterminate the mucus. Don't count me out. I just ate 3 handfuls of trail mix after buying intestinal space with my patented therapeutic bulimia, and I feel fantastic. For now. If I hear a loud sound or step on a lego I am very likely to go Galadriel mode tho.
Let's give the American medical system a hand. I literally carry a blank check for millions of dollars for any licensed professional who wants to cure me. What's that? You're totally incompetent and want to start with cutting? Months from now? That's just great God bless you and yeah I would certainly be sooo much in the wrong if I perforated you and all your staff right here and now you filthy fucking animal. It would be so wrong of me and I would definitely never do that if death finally were looking sure for me in minecraft. I would definitely never carefully select the correct targets and do the world a favor in minecraft at a hospital and series of medical clinics in quick succession. After all I am definitely too weak to fight in minecraft even though I can somehow still pull these headstands for 20 minutes with the demonic energy building inside me.
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My husband is a doctor and he said to go to the hospital as soon as possible.
10-24-2021, 01:32 AM
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