Destroying Comedy - Page 3

Tunabros · #21 10-21-2021, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by starkind [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Comedy gives me zero anxiety.

ok dumbass

starkind · #22 10-21-2021, 08:41 PM

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ok dumbass

U should try imagining a river.

When u have a thought just pretend it's a flower floating down the rivers surface and watch it floating away. If you keep having the thought. Without judgment just place the thought back on the river. If you're angry at doing that, place that thought on the river.

Don't try to control your thoughts. Just place them on the river and watch as they float away.

Tunabros · #23 10-22-2021, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by starkind [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

U should try imagining a river.

When u have a thought just pretend it's a flower floating down the rivers surface and watch it floating away. If you keep having the thought. Without judgment just place the thought back on the river. If you're angry at doing that, place that thought on the river.

Don't try to control your thoughts. Just place them on the river and watch as they float away.

drugs

Topgunben · #24 10-22-2021, 01:24 AM

glad to have you back Lulz. Even though your a chode.

Chortles Snortles · #25 10-22-2021, 07:49 AM

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This is what I told myself as well. Not trolling. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.][You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.][You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Also I am loving this tunabros story arc. Pokesan incorrectly referred to him as sapio/etc when he in fact identifies as asexual, I must clarify. Which is definitely Q. Anyway, after the embarrassment comes the denial. Ask Patriam, tuna. In the meantime continue calling me unbelievable. I love it. This thread turned out great.

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I think we are having kind of a forum renaissance thanks to the goodposters. I am very glad to finally see progress here. Keep it up friends! Sexually unadventurous men pearl-clutching is not funny nor good writing. Fight the stupid! Bring the fun!

And show these beat-down girls I call peers that maintenance of your honor is possible, worthwhile. That revealing emotion brings no shame to a woman. And that doing the work is not a humiliation but a duty. Cheer them on when they stand up straight. The pressure against it is cosmically intense.

Trashcan that inverted narrative that has me the boring, the lazy, the entitled! The blue-haired. The one with a worthless degree who is science illiterate (lmao). The leech. The complainer (SHHH). The afraid-of-danger. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] I am living proof that hard work and diligence are where it is at. Miracles baby. They are wrought by man. By her mind. And her virtue. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Many thanks to the Good. I feel a war has been won here. There are some who will never concede, but their replies grow very terse. Their "jokes" no more than tired slogans, crusty and desperate. And they all recognize each other to be cringe, which is the most funniest part. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Thank you. For your kindness as well as for humiliating the unwashed by your example.

Now the real challenge begins for you. You have seen how pervasive this hatred has become; even warping the rules on an EverQuest private server to such an extent that I can run a username like this one. Because the popular demand to openly hate faggots is that intense.

It is up to you now to begin to teach the teachable. As for the others: you must identify the cannibals you have allowed close to your heart. You must hold them to account. You must teach them the same fear felt by race haters. And for God's sake don't breed with someone who is like that, their genes are garbo.

-impk, "melting down" [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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"Staff bashing". Don't fret, it's only for a week. It is a hilarious story though.

The quote that drew the ban was in a thread title, quoted only for reference b/c it's hilarious: "Admins, you called me 'stupid' for saying you refuse to ban transphobes". Which is a historical event which can be searched up on the board history if you like. In the body of the post I quoted Blake's many hate speech meltdown posts, which were not deleted as I was suspended. So, a pretty keen demonstration of all the points I've been making here. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

However I hadn't realized that they edited the rules so that hate speech is allowed, so long as it is not racist or "personally targeted". I think this change was done so that, (or at least the timing is coincidental with,) FatherSioux or topgunben (sorry I forget if they are two diff or the same) could be unbanned. One of those two I think said they phoned in a favor with a higher admin. So I am enjoying this new handle and the fact that we can hate faggots openly now on this glorious faggot-hating server.

Less ironically, the good news is that I seem to have supporters nowadays! I have always had some envy for nostalgiaquest's travels & photos and of course it feels very good to see that there must be some understanding of the situation in him, as it is with virtually every male on this board who isn't a gibbering Foxnews monkey. My assumption is that his gf/wife is attractive and he is secure with that, so he doesn't have to feel threatened and ridiculed by my very existence.
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I came to the thread to post on topic, though!!! Didn't expect to see the ole obsession in here. But y'all have picked a great time to obsess.

I finally found the antidote today!!! It was in my medicine chest already, I just needed a higher dose.

To recap: my stomach has been paralyzed, not draining, so I couldn't take food or water or medication by mouth at all. Literally a deadly situation. Fermenting food in my stomach began to grow moss and every morning I woke up with my mouth and throat soaked in goo, bacterial matrix of the flora feasting on food that was intended for me but stuck in limbo. And as you might expect of a starving person, sleep took over my life. Which did not help. This has carried on in slow escalation for maybe 4 months.

Medical system failed me comprehensively and would have allowed me to die or come in on a gurney had I not resorted to extreme measures to self-diagnose and self-treat. But whatever, that's why I went to school. So, after pumping my own stomach I finally understood that it was not "constipation" but some sort of stomach paralysis. Now I have found the drug and the dose which releases my stomach contents unto my intestines, and I can live again like a hu-mon. The struggle isn't over but I am no longer dying.

I weighed myself today and I lost 25lbs, yes I lost 25lbs since any photo you have seen of me, down to 132lbs at six feet which is supermodel level physique. Waist to hip ratio is INSANE right now. So that's pretty F'n sick.

Also crypto keeps going up. I was blessed with pleasant financial news throughout this ordeal, thankfully.

Anyway, I've survived another ludicrous fucking incident. Can I be comfortable and have fun for a little while now please Jesus? I kinda deserve whatever but JD especially deserves a break. Thx & Jah bless

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lol if u read it