Aliens

[BlackBellamy]

Originally Posted by Snortles Chortles [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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Notice the claw-like hold when the shapeshifter is so distracted by the Earth Womens that he is unable to fully maintain his human form.


Wouldn't it be funny if that was our galactic reputation? Oh? Just go to Earth, they will fuck and suck anything! Bring lots of Krewka$ though!

[Trexller]

well we started broadcasting media in the 20s or so. Our signals have been sent roughly 100 light years into space since then, if anyone out there has caught those radio signals, they will think our society is orson welles stories, 3 stooges, I love lucy etc.

Our atomic blasts have sent much stronger radio signals into space as well. Funny how we invent the bomb in 1945, and we get reports of an alien crash in roswell in 1947.

If a civilization within that 100 light year radius has a big radio array like SETI or a legit science station... Thats what they will see of us.

[BlackBellamy]

Originally Posted by Trexller [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Thats what they will see of us.

Too bad for them. This is why they won't be able to take us seriously until the moment BBSF Victory pulls up next to their world and unloads both Proton cannon batteries into their rickety shit-station. Hello Lucyyyyyyy, I'm home!

Who started the space race? The Russians. What are the Russians masters of? Maskirovka.

[Woke Locc]

Isn't it just rocks falling out of atmospheric orbit?[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[entruil]

Melting the north pole with the ark was only the beginning.

[HalflingSpergand]

Space isn't even real, enjoy the next tax payer sponsored psy op

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by Snortles Chortles [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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So much cock in this picture, who cares if some is alien?

Starkind approves.

[BlackBellamy]

Oh good, thought I was seeing things.

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[Lune]

Honestly I can't fathom how the story of Jesus isn't universally interpreted as extraterrestrial intervention.

First this weird fuckin creature shows up, his arrival marked by strange stars:

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And tells you to gather your kings and wise men and gather for a briefing. Woman gets impregnated by the alien seed, aliens who have mastered biology & science far in excess of what we could ever imagine. They try to teach us a superior morality and guide the evolution of our culture. Uses his superior knowledge of xeno-chemistry to turn water into wine and beams down some food from the mothership, cures blindness with his superior medicine.

John 8:23 "And He was saying to them, 'You are from below, I am from above; you are of this world, I am not of this world."

And then, being the savage child-race that we are, we kill him, but he's not actually dead because... alien master of biology or skin suit. No surprise that after tens of thousands of years of languishing as a race it is only after Jesus and the integration of his teachings into our culture that we truly begin to advance as a people.

For more information, see directors cut of Prometheus.

[Bigsham]

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