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Old 05-21-2022, 06:04 AM
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I have gained lots of wives because of other peoples addictions to EQ.
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Old 05-21-2022, 07:43 AM
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I am pretty sure Ripqozko just rolls up to the club, brags about his warder loot, points to the bulge in his pants while nodding to "What Is Love? (Baby Don't Hurt Me)" playing in the background, and goes home with 2-3 new girlfriends every Friday night.
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Old 05-21-2022, 09:48 AM
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Old 05-25-2022, 09:18 AM
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I can honestly answer yes to this question. This was in 1999 and in era. My girlfriend broke up with me and said, "Have fun f*CKING your computer!" At that time that comment completely pwned me. However. after 20 years, I think it SO FUNNY, I tell everyone I can when I get the chance. ROFL

Now in my old age, I have WAY more fun in p99 than carnal relations with her!!!!!

Geoffdar, level 58 Necromancer in <Vanquish>
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Old 05-29-2022, 03:30 AM
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I can honestly answer yes to this question. This was in 1999 and in era. My girlfriend broke up with me and said, "Have fun f*CKING your computer!" At that time that comment completely pwned me. However. after 20 years, I think it SO FUNNY, I tell everyone I can when I get the chance. ROFL

Now in my old age, I have WAY more fun in p99 than carnal relations with her!!!!!

Geoffdar, level 58 Necromancer in <Vanquish>

Now in 2022 with streaming and pornhub and EverQuest..computer fucks YOU!
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Old 05-29-2022, 12:42 PM
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Lost my high school girlfriend to my EQ addition back in the day! Clearly I was the winner because I got my Jboots lol.
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Old 05-29-2022, 08:40 PM
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You have stood many tests and trials and the largest obstacle was the significant other. Without her/his aggro, you may now enter the planes of the Gods and find the greatest treasures of them all. Welcome! "You're in OUR world now!"
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