Altfest 2019 , wipe my ass, this server is about to thrive

[Tassador]

^ hey save that kind of talk for the swish kid

[kotton05]

Originally Posted by Vharvest [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

lol I'm a virgin who's never done drugs though!

Nah, I realized how pathetically low the population is now, and the few people left around on Red are just washed up welfare riding dipshits who can't really PvP anyway. I went after a few people and I might have seen one of out five of them actually try to corner cast or pell me, and the rest just took a bane of nife and pox up the ass and tried to heal through my DPS..... which isn't enough on a cleric CHealing, but anyone else is running out of mana way before I do in terms of heal spam + run for ZL and plug when I'm torporing and cannibalizing a full mana bar in six or seven server ticks.

I was a pretty weak PvPer when Colgate started Holo, and STILL not that good in Tempest/Apex, until Heroic and a few other cool mother fuckers gave me some lessons in jousting, corner casts, etc etc etc....

Here I came in here thinking I was gonna rowse up some dormant neckbeards and they're all so far gone and hopeless for a wipe that they'll never even check the forums again. Feelsbad.

And no, I don't do stims … no meth, no dexam (Addie, Rita, Vyvanse), no coke. I wrote the original post after one gravity bong hit of some tangerine trainwreck, but I wouldn't put it past a bunch of elf sim retards to get addicted to a shitty drug like meth or any of its nasty, white trash cousins.

To the guy who called me a virgin, you've never even seen illegal narcotics in your life, much less large five figure amounts of them. If you do have a job, you're a fat pale developer or tester for some shitty substandard IT company and the only sun you get is for the 3 seconds when you walk from your Honda Civic to your office elevator..... but more than likely, you're just fat and pale and waiting on the end of this month because your free welfare handout is probably all gone by February 3rd. You might need to switch to Chester's hot fries instead of name brand Cheetos, you poor assuming fuck. And if you wanna trade pictures with verified time stamps of how fucking crazy my life is compared to the sadness of yours? I'm on Discord. VHarvest#8863

I ain't gonna Chabo my six pack of abs all over the IRL thread to show how badass and amazing I am, but if you wanna trade image dumps, I guarantee you that the WILDEST goddamn picture you own (that you're actually in, 4chan porn doesn't count) isn't even close to the most boring one on my hard drive. Facts. Come measure my dick, bitch.

Also I rolled on Rise of Zek cuz even with all this epic salt sowing, not a single one of you god damn forum losers logged your ass in to PvP over the weekend. Get on and go to war for some YT and shut your god damn whore mouths. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Such a strange flex I sort of like it. I’ll take your v card too if ya want bby

[Tassador]

Really excited about the Miami Hurricanes getting that Australian punter Louis Hedley. Guy looks tattooed and big.

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Super Bowl clearly taught us that the punter is the most important position on the team

[Izmael]

"half a joint" or "more drugs than everyone else itt combined" ? pick one, you can't state both

[Acidreams]

I think Louis Theroux should do a documentary about these people. Quite fascinating from an outside perspective.

[Nirgon]

Originally Posted by aaezil [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Think you need a break from the computer

[silo32]

i logged in yesterday to see if my accounts were still active

killed 2 people in high hold keep then logged off

box still is thriving

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