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Old 05-21-2017, 09:40 PM
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some things people say (maybe most things) are "tells"

what this "tell" (never had a good handjob and proud) says to me is that you've never had a real sexual connection with anyone and yet are unable to muster the clarity of mind to acknowledge this and pursue fixing it. You feel that poor handjob performance is something fundamental to the human experience and justify this perception with a meme ("i can do it better muhself lol").

it's just Big Bang Theory banter, sure, and maybe I'm taking it too seriously, but it disturbs me deeply to see adults of at least middling intellect who are still having sex with facsimiles, fetishes and simulacra instead of pursuing a true connection with their partner as they drift very close to middle-age. Do yourself a favor and start looking your lovers in the eye while you join instead of closing yours to imagine scenes from interracial pornography. If you find this does not yield results, consider doing the same but with men.
or, OR... I don't really like handjobs very much, and certainly not from some stranger with whom I have no intimate connection, which is probably the only thing that could make a HJ worthwhile. IMO a good handjob is all about the body language and a woman who 'gets it', well you're probably not going to find her giving $80 jerkoffs in detroit
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Old 05-21-2017, 10:19 PM
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Old 05-21-2017, 11:19 PM
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or, OR... I don't really like handjobs very much
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Old 05-21-2017, 11:27 PM
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So you find the handjob giver that suits your desirez in Detroit, Lune. Basic economics doesn't, can't, won't factor in whether or not that person was a container ship refugee or a coyote ugly. Either way, you get to choose who gets to jerk you off for the agreed upon price because capitalism, free market principles, right?
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Old 05-21-2017, 11:46 PM
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under fascism the commissariat of boipucci mounts hormone-treated male hands harvested from political prisoners to jackoff machines with all kinda little life support tubes and wires and handles this demand way gooder than the free market do

so we can get to the stars
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Old 05-22-2017, 12:08 AM
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some things people say (maybe most things) are "tells"

what this "tell" (never had a good handjob and proud) says to me is that you've never had a real sexual connection with anyone and yet are unable to muster the clarity of mind to acknowledge this and pursue fixing it. You feel that poor handjob performance is something fundamental to the human experience and justify this perception with a meme ("i can do it better muhself lol").

it's just Big Bang Theory banter, sure, and maybe I'm taking it too seriously, but it disturbs me deeply to see adults of at least middling intellect who are still having sex with facsimiles, fetishes and simulacra instead of pursuing a true connection with their partner as they drift very close to middle-age. Do yourself a favor and start looking your lovers in the eye while you join instead of closing yours to imagine scenes from interracial pornography. If you find this does not yield results, consider doing the same but with men.
u think the cis female gender has the ability to do all that with the right insecurity pills and anxiety meds? Wondering how close we are to a breakthrough. Maybe with the right drugs a GG might be capable of making an honest human connection with someone in 2070.
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Old 05-22-2017, 12:09 AM
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Wow woke well-intentioned post. do u think the female gender has the ability to do all that with the right insecurity pills and anxiety meds?? Wondering how close we are to a breakthrough. I'm sure with the right drugs a woman might be capable of making an honest human connection with someone.
u know my recommendation already. live in the now instead of depending on science fiction
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Old 05-22-2017, 12:11 AM
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u know my recommendation already. live in the now instead of depending on science fiction
caught me on my phone

+1 to the O-Giginal man
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Old 05-22-2017, 12:12 AM
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caught me on my phone

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHyQPQB3-9s
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Old 05-22-2017, 01:13 AM
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