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Originally Posted by Mead
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Fucking around I put up 275 flat bench yesterday after a bunch of sets. That's a PR for me. 300 has always been my life goal. Looks like I'm going to be able to destroy that soon. My biggest issue is a spotter since I workout alone. I might have to start working out with my brother so he can spot me.
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I like to call a bro over to help me lift way more than my max. After they struggle to help me get it up I jump off the bench and go yeah bitch! new record. then I go to give them 5 and just before their hand reaches mine I pull it away and stroke my hair and go too slow. After that I go to the bathroom and smoke a victory cigarette.
When people ask me to spot them I pretend like i'm helping them pull it up even when they don't ask for it yet, but really im pushing down on it. I make sure it gets back down to their chest, and call over some cute chicks to help us try to pull it off the poor sap. After me and the hot chicks get it off him I go to give them 5, but I pull my hand back right before they hit it and grab my dick and go honk honk. That normally gets me laid.