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View Poll Results: How do you like your man's unit?
Average 6 11.76%
Long and thin 2 3.92%
Long and thick 11 21.57%
Short and thin 9 17.65%
Shorth and thick 5 9.80%
HUGE 18 35.29%
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Old 09-20-2011, 03:18 PM
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Figured we should give the women a similar poll! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
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Old 09-20-2011, 03:26 PM
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yeah this will soothe them
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Old 09-20-2011, 03:28 PM
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Short and thick because long ones hurt and pulse the vaginal walls less. And studies have shown that women favor girth over length. And when guys overdose on testosterone their dick shrinks and their balls gain volume.

But seriously, you can't compare breasts to a dick. And most girls like big balls at least as much as a fat dick. They like big boned guys with a muscular/weighty frame that's earned from hard work or all-around exercises. This is what I think.

Check out a young George Clooney or Harrison Ford or Richard Gere.

Or some of them baseball or football players or wrestlers for more meat. Like Dwayne Johnson (actor).

Some of them (hetero women, homosexual males) prefer more muscle.

And Brad Pitt or Anderson Cooper are considered very cute/attractive (but not really SEXY).

And don't say I can't vote because I'm not female. I've done my research.

My research comes from other women and homosexuals [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Face the facts guys: most of us are rodents compared to the top of the crop.
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Old 09-20-2011, 03:33 PM
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girls love obese insecure guys with no money who have tiny dicks and horrible personalities



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Old 09-20-2011, 03:34 PM
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Old 09-20-2011, 03:50 PM
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girls love obese insecure guys with no money who have tiny dicks and horrible personalities



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This.
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Old 09-20-2011, 04:31 PM
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Peatree is extremely creepy.
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Old 09-20-2011, 04:40 PM
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Peatree is extremely creepy.
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Old 09-20-2011, 04:44 PM
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this is extremely gross.
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Old 09-20-2011, 05:07 PM
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this is extremely gross.
depends on the guy, but sometimes it's fun emasculating them by picking on their biggest (or smallest) insecurity
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