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Old 11-17-2011, 03:17 PM
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T'was the night before red - box and all through the house
nothing was sturring, not even a blouse
No woman in sight, none to be had
Just living in the basement, with my great grand dad

My body's ready, bout to take a shower
But wait, red opens in under an hour
I better hold on, there will be pixels soon
And I'll grind all night, and wake up at noon

The server's here! Oh joy!
I feel like a kid who got his first toy
twelve hours pass and I'm still level 3
Oh god, please put a bullet in me

Count Chocula for breakfast, man that shit's great
But I gotta level my SHaman, gotta hit level 8
So I run upstairs and boot up EQ
Now I'm stuck to the chair like gorilla glue.

It's been six days now and I haven't showered
Lean cuisines every 6 hours
My job's been calling, but I don't care
I rather play EQ in my underwear.
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Old 11-17-2011, 03:49 PM
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and i will be doing exercises during med breaks like a hampster in a cage.
This is the way of the pvp champ. I bought a doorway pullup bar for exactly this purpose and have worked my way up to 9 sets of 9 just doing them during my beta med breaks.
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Old 11-17-2011, 03:52 PM
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Got my makeshift toilet all ready to go.

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Old 11-17-2011, 04:00 PM
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strangely when i play video games i am in the most fit condition.
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Old 11-17-2011, 04:05 PM
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Indeed, gotta take your rage out at the gym
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Old 11-17-2011, 04:06 PM
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Brilliant!
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