The StoNks thread

[Jibartik]

rubber futures? or is there no future at all [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Gatordash]

Anyone have thoughts on these Q2 numbers? Companies are obviously going to tout the year-over-year earnings (since everything was shut down this time last year so no one had any earnings). But I've been hearing revenue is down about 40% which is a big hit imo to these already overly-extended stocks.

[Gatordash]

QQQ is an unstoppable beast. I regret reducing my position last month.

[Patriam1066]

DOW, GSK, LYB on the dip. As in let them dip further

[Castle2.0]

Crypto > Stocks. This is your daily dose of unwarranted investment advice... later.

[bubur]

bitcoin (and of course every other crypto following king shitcoin) completely tracked the S&P500 chart today

obviously the more risky, volatile crypto put in higher highs and lower lows, but it's pretty funny that the crypto market is completely attached. i guess that's what happens when you get institutional investors?

but yeah, S&P500 doesn't have a real good reason to recover yet. it might have good days, but there isn't any true reason for it to reverse. all of the risk and uncertainty that lead up to the last several dumpy days is still there, even though it was a good 1 day.

tldr beware crypto positions in the next few weeks

[Jibartik]

I imagine when the 2nd American Civil War stars that the dollar to BC ratio is going to explode (in favor of BC)

Just make sure your BC is on a thumb drive.

[imperiouskitten]

Originally Posted by Castle2.0 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Crypto > Stocks. This is your daily dose of unwarranted investment advice... later.

...redacted...but that black image u see in the reverse peep hole is my strap muhfuggaa...

btw i do know of one young p99er who made it to millionaire doing exactly this some years ago [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] sadly, this doesn't seem to have cured all his hearts ills (he needs a lady friend).

my household is way much warmer, especially now that i am magic bullet cured of my last injury-era health drag [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Paradise achieved! Thanks crypto!

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[Gatordash]

I'm jealous I did not think of this first.

"Shouts out to Nancy Pelosi, the stock market's biggest whale,"

said user 'ceowatchlist.' Another said,

"I've come to the conclusion that Nancy Pelosi is a psychic,"

she is the "queen of investing."

Kedric might be the last one to know.

A surge of interest following congressional financial disclosures came near the beginning of the COVID-19 pandemic, when a flurry of reports indicated that lawmakers sold their stocks right before the financial crash.

"If the situation is that the public has lost so much trust in government that they think ... the stock trades of members are based on corruption, and that [following that] corruption could benefit [them]. ... We have a significant problem," said Kedric Payne, senior director of ethics at the Campaign Legal Center.