ITT: TMO rages over a Larrikan's Mask

[Orruar]

For some reason, the other thread was locked. Would hate to lose this gem through the passage of time, so here it is!

Originally Posted by Trellin, murdered by packets, may he RIP in peace

A lovely day of waiting for Tykar to spawn at Seafarer's Roost in East Freeport, when suddenly... What's this? Ten or so TMO members enter out of nowhere!

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They make a beeline for upstairs where they all crowd around vendor. This vendor must be having a clearance sale and everybody knew about it but poor old Trellin! Out of curiosity I take a peek..

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Did you hear that? This man just got in a Leatherfoot Raider Skullcap and he's offering it to me! Me! Let's see what else he's got..

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A Larrikan's mask for just 7 gold? What a steal! Leatherfoot Raider Skullcap just 90p? Slowstone Amber and Midnight mallet at bargain prices! Not anymore!

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Feeling good about being the proud new owner of..

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When suddenly I receive the following RUDE tell

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Clearly this man doesn't understand how our capitalist market works! The vendor was having a bargain bin clearance sale and the first bird gets the worm - but I'm a reasonable man, so I decide "what the hey" and offer him a compromise. So I inspect his items and notice his Crown of King Tranix Equipped and offer him a wager!

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Sadly, my efforts at brokering a peace were to no avail.. But hey, plenty of fish in the sea. I venture outside and immediately run into some finely dressed young TMO members who I /wave to and broadcast my auction to the zone. Unfortunately, it did not fall on receptive ears.

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Well put, Palana. Well put.

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I must say. His packets are really hurting. My computer is totally melting right as I type this... NooOooo pLLeassSee doNtt paccckKeettt mE brRRroooOo
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[20 Paladin] Trellin (High Elf)

[Synthlol]

Every time I see that nerd Jeremy post, I think about him embarrassing himself like this and it makes me smile.

[Thulack]

If you just pm a gm or guide or forum mod they will unlock the post.

[Sidelle]

Palana Willin says, 'What a cheerful crowd'.

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[Kushie]

TMO sucks and baby I love you

[toolshed]

hahahahaahahahah

DOOD I HAVE UR IP DONT MAKE ME

[Ketu Garyx]

Best thing I've ever read.

[Jfertal]

I mean RIP jeremy, he defintley has come into his own lately, but back in the day, oh boy was he such a gromit. I hate him but I love him.

[Briscoe]

Someone needs to track down Sir Trellin and figure out whatever became of this infamous casual scum.

[hvidhajen]

My hero