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This flimsy mask will surely protect me. | 44 | 20.66% | |
I have or wish to have the Coronavirus. | 24 | 11.27% | |
I have some other virus; HIV or maybe viral Meningitis. | 7 | 3.29% | |
I am already dead. | 67 | 31.46% | |
On my way to Vegas, Randall Flagg is calling. | 32 | 15.02% | |
Mossad agents are dancing again. | 39 | 18.31% | |
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France testing whether nicotine could prevent coronavirus
So smoking damages your lungs but nicotine helps you become The Wolverine. France has prohibited the sale of more than one month's supply of nicotine products to any one person to prevent a run on the new life-saving cigarette products. Since 110% of all French people smoke this will now mean they can take back Lorraine and the rest of the Sudetenland from the tired coughing Germans with no effort. Vive le Emperour! | ||
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Friendly reminder that no matter what the president says, dont inject bleach into your veins.
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He is probably real boring 1 on 1. He probably just sits there and stares at you waiting for cuddles and won't initiate anything on his own.
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Got shown article headline, asteroid appears to be wearing mask. Laughed. Still not done?
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http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20160...-long-as-a-bus Fukkin machimosaurus bro! This is the state of "Science" these days. How stupid do they think you guys are? | |||
Last edited by Gwaihir; 04-24-2020 at 07:22 PM..
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