Cats > Dogs

[indiscriminate_hater]

corgi-burmese sheep dog would be ultimate dog

[Barkingturtle]

People with cats instead of dogs are more than twice as likely to have their homes burglarized and their women violated, if they even have women, which they probably don't on account of the low testosterone.

[haksum]

Originally Posted by Geofizzle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Dogs: If you died tomorrow in the wilderness, your dog would starve to death before resorting to eating your corpse, out of respect. That's love.

I love dogs but I don't know about this. Guy I used to work with had a heart attack and died. He was dead in his apartment for two days and when cops found him the dogs had eaten parts of him and the responding officer I talked to later said there was still some food in the dog bowls. He treated those dogs better than his daughter.

[Zadrian]

Tasty

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2011/07..._n_897906.html

[sulious]

Its ok to eat dead things. When they are alive then I start to wonder.

[Funkutron5000]

The title of this thread is pretty much the stupidest fucking thing I've read on RnF ever. It's pretty impressive to be able to pull that off. Kudos.

[myriverse]

To be honest, I think "eating me if I'm dead" is an admirable trait. Kudos to whatever beastie does it.

[indiscriminate_hater]

who the hell cares what happens to you after you're dead? i'd rather my little kitty live on then die along with me like some stupid mutt

[Estolcles]

Originally Posted by kotton05 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Cats way better. Great post

[Patriam1066]

Go to a park with a cat and try to pick up girls. Share your results.

Don't worry, I'll wait.

Plus my dog does cool stuff like:
1) fetch
2) not shit inside my house in a pile commonly known as a "litter box"
3) play my backup cleric for heals

Cats could play a ranger at best