Dr. Mehmet Oz is running for Senate

[robayon]

https://apnews.com/article/donald-tr...b1c81a1aa9ce70

I don't know about you folks, but I have mixed feelings about it

First and foremost, it is absolutely hilarious

Lastly, we may all be dead and this is punishment for our sins

[realsubtle]

Does anybody remember that episode of Mission Hill where Andy is just kind of going about his day and everyone is freaking out about some political event he doesn't understand and everyone seems to know what it's about and he walks into the living room and everyone's crowded around the tv, and so Andy asks what's happening and someone tells him that a Noodle Incident happened and now Celebrities are in political power, like "Shhh, Steven Spielberg is addressing a joint session of Congress." And he's like "Uhhh, wait, doesn't a politician normally do that?" And then they sanctimoniously hush him like, "It's POLITICIANS that GOT US INTO THIS MESS!!" as if it's the most obvious thing in the world to go to celebrities because you feel that politicians have failed.

Yeah.

[Jibartik]

Covid procedures in the near future

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[starkind]

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remind me is this from total recall? cuz thats why i'm a tranny now

Damon T. Berry for president.

[realsubtle]

Wait, there was trans stuff in Total Recall? Forgive me for the phrasing here, but i *totally* don't *recall* that.

[BlackBellamy]

Sharon Stone has a penis. You can see it in that other movie.

[realsubtle]

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[starkind]

There's so many nondisclosed penii in Hollywood and TV (hehehe). That people say it's transphobic is ridiculous.

It's more like just a stupidly closeted mysoginist culture. 2/3rds of everyone on TV was born with penises tho.

[robayon]

I love Hollywood and what can possibly be bad about the people who work in show business becoming politicians

[Whale biologist]

Here's why

Sean Parnell, the Republican endorsed by former President Donald Trump for Pennsylvania's open US Senate seat, announced on Monday he is suspending his campaign.

The decision comes after a judge awarded Laurie Snell, Parnell's estranged wife, primary physical custody and sole legal custody of the couple's three children, according to an order that was made public Monday. The judge also determined that Parnell committed some abusive acts toward his wife in the past.

"There is nothing more important to me than my children, and while I plan to ask the court to reconsider, I can't continue with a Senate campaign," Parnell said in a statement.

As for the Mehmet, they're a friend of a friend.

"Those heroes that shed their blood
and lost their lives;
You are now lying in the soil of a friendly country.
Therefore rest in peace.
There is no difference between the Johnnies
and the Mehmets to us where they lie side by side
here in this country of ours.
You, the mothers,
who sent their sons from far away countries,
wipe away your tears;
your sons are now lying in our bosom
and are in peace.
After having lost their lives on this land they have
become our sons as well."