WTS Atheist Survival kit

[Gugg]

There's some good news and there's some bad news.

First the bad news...

The dinner date with George and Amal Clooney is off due to scheduling issues. George is currently filming Oceans 27.

Now the good news...

It's now a dinner date with Jay Z and Beyonce!

On this dinner date you will be the first to hear Beyonce's brand new single, "If I were a giraffe".

I'm under NDA but here's a sneak peak anyway.

If I were a giraffe
Even just for a day
I'd have a long neck
And wear nothing at all
Eat leaves with the elephants
And chase after butterflies
I'd kick it with who I wanted
And I'd never get confronted for it
'Cause I'd be 18 feet tall

[Toxigen]

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[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by Gugg [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Ticket to "see" Taylor Swift in concert.
Hebrew calendar.
1:1 model replica of the Wailing Wall delivered to your front door (assembly required).

[magnetaress]

^

Reported for antisemitism!

[magnetaress]

Also is this a personal inventory or a list of everything you don't have butt wish you did? Lol

[magnetaress]

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That's gross. Why repost it? Seek Jesus.

[Gugg]

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^

Reported for antisemitism!

Quora states that semitic people are, "Assyrians, Babylonians, Chaldeans, Jews, Arameans, Phoenicians, Canaanites. Amorites, Arabs, Mhallami, Mandaeans, and Samaritans."

So shouldn't it be anti-jew rather than anti-semitic?

Wikipedia states "Semites, Semitic peoples or Semitic cultures is an obsolete term for an ethnic, cultural or racial group."

So isn't the term anti-semitic obsolete too?

[Gugg]

The Atheist Survival Kit has been updated to v1.1.3

1.1.3 Patch Notes

The following items have been added to the kit.

Report Button (get somebody to do your dirty work for you! Snitch and get people banned!)

A collection of Google Doodles (celebrate the 367th birthday of "Umfufu Gunigugu" in style!)

"Gold" Olympic medal (look like a champion!)

War medals (look like a hero!)

A collection of sayings to share with people you meet (examples: life is short, follow your dreams, be happy, etc)

[Gugg]

Due to inflation, and supply shortages, the price of the Atheist Survival Kit has increased.

The kit now costs 2 Mana Stones, Manna robe and 1 x Earth Staff MQ an 1 million PP.

In other news, sales of the kit are expected to hit a record 602,200 units this year - a 40% increase over last year.

I'm setting up a charity, for every 10000PP you give me I will give 1000P to deprived inner city Iksar's. Get donating!

[Gugg]

It's your lucky day.

The Atheist Survival Kit now includes a door mat which reads, "This is my happy place" in case you forget!