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Old 03-11-2018, 09:58 PM
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Where do I go to socialize with powerful and brilliant people in Portland Oregon thanks
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Old 03-11-2018, 10:39 PM
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not able to help but would if i were hipper. if sober I'm 100% sure you'll make it through this and spectacularly ^^
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Old 03-11-2018, 10:54 PM
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Ran into a gang of filthy unhygienic socialists yesterday while on a date. The socialists had yellow teeth and stained clothes and smelled foul. The girl I was interested in was timidly supported capitalism but claimed that having nice things wasn't important. I sipped my citrus hops Kombucha and realized I was sitting with a pack of feral subhuman filth, uneducated, unwise, and naive to the glory of material pleasure. The afternoon son was hot on my brow and I sneered at my date as she argued that it is hard to buy a house in Portland. What a baby. Many people in my generation think they deserve a house and a nice lifestyle because they were born American and yet they resent the capitalist economy that fed them their desire. I departed swiftly and am excited to blast them with my powerful weaponry from my future walled estate as the scum attack during the nuclear apocalypse
You don't want a woman to be too capitalist or conservative though. My wife had two cats when I met her, Lulu and Ophelia (phee phee). While I despise cats and think those are two especially feminine names, id advise you seek out the nurturing, feminine types in a mate. I'm sure a Goldman Sachs investment banker making $300,000 with a ruthless predatory instinct could sate your intellectual curiosity and desire for excitement, but at the end of the day, all you really need is a woman that's in shape and likes cooking, cleaning, and pleasing a man

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Old 03-11-2018, 10:58 PM
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Phew phee

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thz for the advice I may know a good candidate. What are your thoughts on training the female
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earnest amen to this. without a patriarch to make proud I am purposeless floating electrons.

we may also need Jesus. The loss of the church & public square has us divvying ourselves remotely and too-voluntarily. most of these homosexual queers never learn to make peace with local salt of the earth types or to engage with the rightful and just masculine Lords of their communities beyond blocking their limousines picketing crosswalks. idk if a Jewish deity is the best way to resolve this but it is one option.

furthermore, 16-year-olds smell bad, don't take care of their skin and are far too stupid for an adult to commune with sexually. They may cum and fuk but their horniness is like that of cats and they are comparably valid things about which to feel a sexual attraction. I surmise that any who find them hot have never experienced real intimacy or a sexual magnetism rooted in truth & elevation instead of consumptive fetishization. it's a predatory urge and it's gross. JD next time you get a penile tingle from your little cousin go watch some youtube videos of dogs & cats humping.

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bless you, too, and thank God for this wisdum. I do not envy the plight of a prince seeking a marriageable femme in a world where I am otherwise engaged. I say to you wholly in earnest that your prospects would improve drastically by the attendance of a suitable church. This can be good for business also.

kombucha is gay. it is bad for you and it tastes gross. I impart wokeness when i tell u that it truely is a trapping of boyish f@ggotry and poor taste. seek an older masculine mentor -- perhaps the landed father of the wife you meet in church?? the bride you seek will never touch lips that smell of kombucha.

finally, thank u mick. i value you.
Jesus is as much out of the Zoroastrian and especially Sol invictus (Roman pagan) tradition as it is flrm Judaism. I get where the names and traditions come from, but Semitic camel and goat fuckers out in the deserts have never had a talent for storytelling, and for that matter, needed the Greeks and Romans to write shit down for them. Point is, whatever Christ actually represents is up for debate. In the context of the modern west, however, one thing is certain: When theists raise people, they turn out like me. When apostates, atheists, and single mothers raise children, they turn out to seek an identity is instant gratification and external validation from others. I really and truly do not think the number of satisfied non-Protestants matches the comparable figures from within Protestant families. I'd also remind everyone of the dominant religion in northernerope for the past 5 centuries when, you know, the north Europeans lapped the rest of the globe in science, technology, might, and political organization

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Old 03-11-2018, 11:03 PM
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wowie did you see how the quality goes UP
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Old 03-11-2018, 11:09 PM
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hey it's been a good run. on to the next 1
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Old 03-11-2018, 11:33 PM
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I didn't boink until 22. Also, I break all your dumb rules. Also lol... Monogamy lol...adultery is like everyone's sin.

Y'all need some mother goddesses. Jesus was an XX clone. And he bled for us so we could all stop being angry sperglords.

Also everyone I've boinked with was older than me.

YHWH blessu. El Shaddal the breasted one blessu. May you find peace and unity and learn to praise the almighty in your own special ways.

Also this entire thread including my post is rife with idolatry.
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Old 03-11-2018, 11:48 PM
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. What are your thoughts on training the female
Woah woah

I know we're all high off a small cock right now but let's keep the misogyny to a minimum
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Old 03-11-2018, 11:52 PM
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fuck that autotune cuz we onnnnnn

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Used to post gold YT on that red forum shit

But them fuckaz raycist,

So I switched posts, onto that astronaut space shit

Elon musk, ask yourself

you going to make a good post, or just babysit
















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