How long until you fart

[r00t]

Originally Posted by Pico [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

sry didnt put a time, typically 1 or 2 days after first ejaculation

[Grahm]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If you're really holding in farts, this society fucked you up and you have a lot of self-healing to do.

Holding in a silent one maybe, but if you take a girl to applebees for the 1st-3rd date, you can't just lean over and shart yourself and go "haha gold ol human nature"

I've been on both sides of the spectrum where I didnt fart or shit in front of a girl for 8+ months, and have had a girlfriend that would literally intentionally queef while I was eating her out.

[visage]

Dude if I was eating a chick out or giving a rim job. If she farted from either end. It would be a deal breaker. One time though, I was nailing a chick from behind, and she qeefed so hard it shot out my dick. Was so epic I bought her a mil shake after.

[Kagatob]

Lol @ scared of queef.

[Grahm]

queefs dont even smell

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKE7pphzOcU

[visage]

I bet there are smelly ones. Either way sucking or licking out a fart into your mouth is disgusting

[Hailto]

Originally Posted by Grahm [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

and have had a girlfriend that would literally intentionally queef while I was eating her out.

That's over the line man, what the fuck.

[visage]

Originally Posted by Hailto [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

That's over the line man, what the fuck.

Right? First time is forgiven, second puke in her snatch

[Tecmos Deception]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If you're really holding in farts, this society fucked you up and you have a lot of self-healing to do.

Personally I like to fuck neanderthal women with pubes to their knees who have never showered once in their lives, who have shit smeared all over their asses, and whose teeth are falling out because they flaunt the societal norm of tooth-brushing. I ain't no brainwashed sheep! At least these neanderthal bitches like the smell of the inside of my ass so I can fart whenever I damn well please, ya heard?

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I typically don't force people I respect to smell the food rotting inside my body.

i guess if it's out of basic courtesy, but like, some people hold their fart and pretend they dont need to fart. if you feel a fart, excuse yourself to fart for fucks sake quit acting 16.