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[Encroaching Death]

Originally Posted by Ekco [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

not enough data, but... keeper.

She smokes like a chimney and is a bit of a redneck.

Actual strong and independent woman.

She thinks she knows me and can control me.

I instantly dislike her.

Women seem to smell my douchebag attitude and try to challenge me.

These bitches about to get swung into concrete.

[Duik]

Originally Posted by Encroaching Death [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

She smokes like a chimney and is a bit of a redneck.

Actual strong and independent woman.

She thinks she knows me and can control me.

I instantly dislike her.

Strong, independant women who go out with people who arent you dont care about you and merely care about pointing out your failures and weaknesses.
This is a universal truth.
Now apps. Get wif it.

[Basanos]

Originally Posted by Duik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Anarchy thread, any subject.
Hit me with sound FX android apps. Stat.

I found a version of that MGS alert noise in zedge.

[Encroaching Death]

Originally Posted by Duik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Strong, independant women who go out with people who arent you dont care about you and merely care about pointing out your failures and weaknesses.
This is a universal truth.
Now apps. Get wif it.

My cousin is literally a drug addict.

So you're not going to make me feel jealous that he's dating some cigar smoking hag with sand rammed up her hole.

[Duik]

Originally Posted by Encroaching Death [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My cousin is literally a drug addict.

So you're not going to make me feel jealous that he's dating some cigar smoking hag with sand rammed up her hole.

Dont recall wanting to make you jealous. Just pointing out that chicks like her dont do what they do to control you, they just like to put you down, so it raises them up.
Anything you did would qualify as an insultable attribute.

[Encroaching Death]

Originally Posted by Duik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Dont recall wanting to make you jealous. Just pointing out that chicks like her dont do what they do to control you, they just like to put you down, so it raises them up.
Anything you did would qualify as an insultable attribute.

No, some women just have a hard time with you ignoring them or not giving them attention, so they have to size you up and attempt to knock you down a peg.

Well tough shit, trailer trash tracey (translation: Bogan Becky)

Smoking is an instant turn off. If a woman smokes, there's no fucking way I'm touching her.

[magnetaress]

i had onion rings yesterday probably why the thread got bumped

still havent had a really great bloomin onion tho

[Duik]

Smoking is an instant turn off. If a woman smokes, there's no fucking way I'm touching her.

Thank god for smoking, women the world over probably.
But seriously, sometimes we insult those we like but feel we have no chance with. As a defence mechanism.
BTW, we don't say shrimp here, it's Prawns mate. Prawns on the barbie.
Like "Don't come the raw prawn with me mate!"
Translation: Don't tell me bullshit buddy!

[Duik]

Originally Posted by Basanos [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I found a version of that MGS alert noise in zedge.

Ha, annoying for sure, but too short and only one sound.
Found a random app on playstore.
Comedy FX Soundboard. Free one has only 20 sounds.
5 useful to me at least.
Havent been punched in the face yet though so i take that as a fail.

[Encroaching Death]

Originally Posted by Duik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Thank god for smoking, women the world over probably.
But seriously, sometimes we insult those we like but feel we have no chance with. As a defence mechanism.

I know SOME people do that.

But I don't.

I'm complaining about her because she's a chimney smoking hag who thinks she's better than me after meeting me for 2 seconds.

One of my pet peeves is when a woman thinks she knows me. Bitch, stop analyzing me. Mind your business. Go smoke one of your cancer sticks.