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Originally Posted by originalman [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

some things people say (maybe most things) are "tells"

what this "tell" (never had a good handjob and proud) says to me is that you've never had a real sexual connection with anyone and yet are unable to muster the clarity of mind to acknowledge this and pursue fixing it. You feel that poor handjob performance is something fundamental to the human experience and justify this perception with a meme ("i can do it better muhself lol").

it's just Big Bang Theory banter, sure, and maybe I'm taking it too seriously, but it disturbs me deeply to see adults of at least middling intellect who are still having sex with facsimiles, fetishes and simulacra instead of pursuing a true connection with their partner as they drift very close to middle-age. Do yourself a favor and start looking your lovers in the eye while you join instead of closing yours to imagine scenes from interracial pornography. If you find this does not yield results, consider doing the same but with men.

or, OR... I don't really like handjobs very much, and certainly not from some stranger with whom I have no intimate connection, which is probably the only thing that could make a HJ worthwhile. IMO a good handjob is all about the body language and a woman who 'gets it', well you're probably not going to find her giving $80 jerkoffs in detroit