Green Down for?

[BlackBellamy]

Originally Posted by Geaux [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I was hoping someone knew something meaningful, and would respond...

It was not a crash, there was a 15 minute warning timer announcement, so I was hoping someone would post something regarding when the server might be back up...

If not, what is your best Ranger joke?

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[Tunabros]

when custom helm, daddy nilbog

[Geaux]

A newbie Ranger twink wearing vivid green armor, a cloak with feathers, and a helm with a pointed faceguard, walked into a bar and sat down. The old man at the end of the bar just stared.

Every time the young Ranger looked, the old man was staring. The Ranger finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."

[Amgaladh]

I see that ranger are by far still the master class, even when the server is down everyone is praising them.

[Sarkhan]

Originally Posted by Geaux [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If not, what is your best Ranger joke?

Best one I've heard was on Green launch.

"Why didn't they give Rangers Feign Death?
- Because they wouldn't survive the fall damage!"

[Nahuelco]

Rangers make a fine raid tank!

[Malikail]

Originally Posted by Geaux [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If not, what is your best Ranger joke?

See when you play a ranger its important that you have both green armor and brown armor.

Green armor so you can find your corpse in the sand

Brown armor so you can find your corpse in the grass

or

How can you tell when a ranger broke into your house?

There are corpses all over the floor and your cat is level 9

[Wiltan]

Originally Posted by Malikail [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

How can you tell when a ranger broke into your house?

There are corpses all over the floor and your cat is level 9

Best ranger joke I've seen in 22 years of this game.

[Leonov914]

Fun times on Red

[Quest815]

i see people complaining in /ooc that the server was brought down at 10am and their bags and merchants/ vendor items are all messed up.