mortals are funny

[Elfminster]

random mortal parents say to their newborn baby boy,

"welcome to the fucking party you lucky fucking cunt! now listen up. you need to do well at fucking school so don't fucking mess around and instead listen to the nice fucking teacher and then after fucking school you'll get a boring fucking job sitting in a dull fucking office (if you're fucking lucky) then you'll have a bit of fucking money to buy yourself an ugly fucking wife with to raise a fucking family together just before you fucking die of a brain fucking tumour or even something fucking worse. we won't be around to fucking see you fucking do it though because we'll be fucking dead by then fucking hopefully. good fucking luck! pray your fucking wife doesn't fucking leave you and that your fucking children aren't born fucking retarded. don't fucking forget we'll always fucking love you! xxx"

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random mortal teacher says to school children,

"hello kids, here are the fucking facts, first you're fucking born and then you fucking die so everything you do in between is completely fucking pointless. that was lesson fucking one. tomorrow is lesson fucking two: how 5 billion fucking years ago you were all stupid dumb cunts and how nothing much has changed. now fuck off and come back tomorrow but don't be fucking late or i'll put you all in fucking detention for not fucking trying hard enough to succeed at fucking nothing."

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Originally Posted by starkind [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I know who it is obviously. Glad he's doing ok enough to post and have a sense of humor

A/S/L?

[Elfminster]

random mortal redditor says to her mom,

"tomorrow i'm gonna go earn me some fake fucking karma to spend on things when i'm fucking dead. i can't fucking wait to get started!"

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random mortal says to his wife,

"fuck it, tomorrow i'm gonna go tell everybody i fucking meet to get fucking vaccinated before they fucking die. i can't fucking wait to get started!"

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[starkind]

I'm offended you posted a mans rock hard penis online today.

[Elfminster]

random mortal microsoft company rep says to his hand puppet,

"fuck it, tomorrow i'm gonna go tell everybody i meet that using windows 7 is fucking dangerous and stupid so they use windows fucking 11 instead then i'm gonna die in a train crash or something. i can't fucking wait to get started!"

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[starkind]

All the windows are horrible. Wish things ran natively on linux and it came preinstalled by some shady russian on my PC ))))) with all the security features disabled in the kernal so it would play my games fast!

Really the worst thing about M$ right now is instead of partnering with Amazon Prime/Google they went and pushed their own app store and game delivery platform aggressivley.

Which AI is better????

I'm betting on lamda

[Elfminster]

random mortal lawmaker says to his wife,

"fuck it, sugar, tomorrow i'm gonna go ban all mortals from taking fucking drugs. they'll thank me for it when they're fucking dead. i can't fucking wait to get started babe!"

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random mortal says to his wife,

"fuck it, petal, tomorrow i'm gonna go stand in the middle of the fucking road for three fucking minutes with my bastard eyes closed to pay my fucking respects to a random dead cunt i've never fucking heard of before then i'm gonna fucking die of the flu or something. i can't fucking wait to get started darling!"

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