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Old 12-04-2021, 11:59 AM
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I heard that everyone in Riot and Vanquish is pregnant. I heard theyre all a bunch of Pregnant women in those guilds. Thats insane if true. When are they gonna give birth???
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Old 12-04-2021, 12:26 PM
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probably as soon as they get ip excemptions for their babies
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Old 12-04-2021, 04:25 PM
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Yes. The Babies will be trained in the ways of everquest classic, of discord, and of recording literally everything with Fraps. Then, they will pass their blighted grudge onto the next generation, and the cycle will continue.
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Old 12-05-2021, 01:46 AM
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How will they treat their parents?
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Old 12-05-2021, 05:47 AM
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I heard that everyone in Riot and Vanquish is pregnant. I heard theyre all a bunch of Pregnant women in those guilds. Thats insane if true. When are they gonna give birth???
It's true. We are all pregnant women, it's why we have time to raid. And when we give birth, we sell babies to LGBT couples or to some black satanists for sacrifices. And we quickly get pregnant again to be sure to have a reason to stay at home and play P99.
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Old 12-05-2021, 09:22 AM
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It's true. We are all pregnant women, it's why we have time to raid. And when we give birth, we sell babies to LGBT couples or to some black satanists for sacrifices. And we quickly get pregnant again to be sure to have a reason to stay at home and play P99.
Most companies give more time to bond with kids if you adopt them. The big brain play is to adopt a bunch of kids who are old enough to understand the games simple mechanics and create a farm team while perpetually being on paid leave.
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Old 12-05-2021, 09:27 AM
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Finally the babymaking-indentured servitude meta has come to Everquest P99!
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Old 12-05-2021, 10:30 AM
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Babies having babies having babies
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Old 12-06-2021, 02:18 AM
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I am riots pregnancy officer (PO). What answers are you looking for, I am the person to assist you.
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