My best friend just cut off her pinky with a table saw

Gravydoo II · #1 02-08-2021, 09:50 PM

Holy fucking shit.

Jibartik · #2 02-08-2021, 09:52 PM

Do you guys think Holy will become a swear word one day?

So OP's body would be 3 swear words, instead of just 2?

"get your holy face outa here"

or like, *friend cuts finger off in table saw

"HOLY!"

yeah.. I guess I could see it being a swear one day.

Gravydoo II · #3 02-08-2021, 09:55 PM

I was thinking that.. like damn thats nearly all just bad words. looks like 3 bad words, cause they kinda go together.. I feel so bad for her. =[

magnetaress · #4 02-08-2021, 10:09 PM

Time for a sewing machine. Hopefully they can fix it. Put it on ice.

Also, why'd she cut it off?

Jibartik · #5 02-08-2021, 10:11 PM

Plz say she was trying to prove she was wolverine

magnetaress · #6 02-08-2021, 10:12 PM

I don't want to be creepy but pinky could also be a euphemism *gentle gulp*

HalflingSpergand · #7 02-08-2021, 10:24 PM

Don't need the pinky really anyways

Gravydoo II · #8 02-08-2021, 10:33 PM

It was a mistake, obviously. Sawstop is the only way to prevent it but they are 1700.

FatherSioux · #9 02-08-2021, 10:34 PM

Please tell me she was trying to prove that men and women are equal.

Nocht · #10 02-08-2021, 10:38 PM

I hope they got her to the ER in time to save it. Man that hurts just thinking about it I'm really sorry for her [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]