Russian man sues Apple for turning him gay

Horza · #1 10-04-2019, 05:11 PM

A Russian man is seeking more than $15,000 in damages from Apple after claiming that the U.S. tech giant drove him to homosexuality. The plaintiff alleges that he became “mired in same-sex relationships” this summer after receiving 69 GayCoins on a cryptocurrency payment app he downloaded onto his iPhone in 2017. The unknown sender was said to have included an English-language message that Razumilov interpreted as “don’t judge without trying.”

“I thought, indeed, how can I judge something without trying it? And decided to try same-sex relationships,” Razumilov wrote in a complaint published by Govorit Moskva on Wednesday. “I can say after the passage of two months that I’m mired in intimacy with a member of my own sex and can’t get out,” his complaint continues. “I have a steady boyfriend and I don’t know how to explain it to my parents.” Source

Teppler · #2 10-04-2019, 05:15 PM

You're not gonna win Horza.

Baler · #3 10-04-2019, 05:22 PM

what is this thread for?
we don't care

Stop posting your rss feed into off topic section

Horza · #4 10-04-2019, 05:23 PM

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You're not gonna win Horza.

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Jimjam · #5 10-04-2019, 05:30 PM

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I think the implication is you are that Russian man (and you won't win the case). Hehe, that was a pretty good one Teppler :P.

Seriously though, what debate are you looking for?

The dude has an entire new life and boyfriend, he should be grateful that he discovered his real self.

I hope his parents take it as well as he does.

Horza · #6 10-04-2019, 05:31 PM

Oh, the homophobia went right over my head.

Jimjam · #7 10-04-2019, 05:34 PM

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Oh, the homophobia went right over my head.

It was either that, or 'you aren't going to win this cultural war.. RAWR! THE PEOPLE!' which is more typical of Teppler, but would have been far less witty (and some how more homophobic).

Horza · #8 10-04-2019, 05:38 PM

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he became “mired in same-sex relationships” this summer after receiving 69 GayCoins on a cryptocurrency payment app he downloaded onto his iPhone in 2017.

I sent those GayCoins.

Wonkie · #9 10-04-2019, 05:42 PM

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It was either that, or 'you aren't going to win this cultural war.. RAWR! THE PEOPLE!' which is more typical of Teppler, but would have been far less witty (and some how more homophobic).

furries already won the culture war. they're in the wwe now.

Jimjam · #10 10-04-2019, 06:17 PM

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furries already won the culture war. they're in the wwe now.

Zangief wrestles a polar bear, but IRL instead of SF2?