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[Danth]

Originally Posted by Encroaching Death [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'm as straight as the driven snow BUT(T)

Not if you want to do that, you aren't. No exceptions. Either you're in denial or you're playing the stereotype. Well either way you're playing the stereotype--just a matter of whether or not you know it.

[aussenseiter]

Originally Posted by Octavian [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Also, re: "how bad it tastes" - go with a guy who showers regularly? It's skin. Should taste like the rest of their body (or better) if they know how to wash properly.

I think even a clean one would taste salty, whether from residual urethral matter or the pre-orgasmic fluid itself.

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[Encroaching Death]

Originally Posted by Danth [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Not if you want to do that, you aren't. No exceptions. Either you're in denial or you're playing the stereotype. Well either way you're playing the stereotype--just a matter of whether or not you know it.

I don't think so.

I've never finger painted before. I kinda want to finger paint as well. That doesn't mean I'm an Artist. It just means I fingered a painter once.

I don't see what's so gay about it. It's just one dick being put in a mouth. Like eating a banana doesn't mean you are gay.

I never really played Hockey either. Like maybe I'm good at it? I could be the best dick sucker in the world and we'd never know because I was too homophobic to try it once. Man, imagine losing the opportunity for that title...

So it's not gay. I'm just experiencing life to its fullest.

[Octavian]

Originally Posted by aussenseiter [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I think even a clean one would taste salty, whether from residual urethral matter or the pre-orgasmic fluid itself.

Nah, only salty if there's lots of "pre-orgasmic fluid," as you call it lol but plenty of guys stay dry until climax

And "residual urethral matter" gets washed away if a guy knows how to clean himself.

[Octavian]

Originally Posted by Encroaching Death [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I don't think so.

I've never finger painted before. I kinda want to finger paint as well. That doesn't mean I'm an Artist. It just means I fingered a painter once.

I don't see what's so gay about it. It's just one dick being put in a mouth. Like eating a banana doesn't mean you are gay.

I never really played Hockey either. Like maybe I'm good at it? I could be the best dick sucker in the world and we'd never know because I was too homophobic to try it once. Man, imagine losing the opportunity for that title...

So it's not gay. I'm just experiencing life to its fullest.

I can say with certainty that you'd need a lot more than one experience to take that title away from the current best. It's a skill and skills take practice.

[aussenseiter]

Originally Posted by Octavian [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I can say with certainty that you'd need a lot more than one experience to take that title away from the current best. It's a skill and skills take practice.

All the talent in the world won't make up for a lack of practice.

[Tongpow]

Originally Posted by Octavian [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Nah, only salty if there's lots of "pre-orgasmic fluid," as you call it lol but plenty of guys stay dry until climax

And "residual urethral matter" gets washed away if a guy knows how to clean himself.

okay, this is my official, last post.[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

seek god, hope this... nevermind. wtb white dragon cloak still sorta, but yeah, goodluck finding me.[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

#DeleteBlue
also wtb permaband, don't make me get it the Hard Way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9py4aMK3aIU

[Octavian]

Originally Posted by Tongpow [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

seek god

what if he's inside one of the dicks? Maybe I AM seeking him...yeah, I said it. Him. (Though maybe I'm referring to god as a trans man... and you thought I was being misogynistic, but really it was SECRETLY PROGRESSIVE!)

[Octavian]

Tf was this thread originally about again? Oh yeah, this game has ugly items in it and I'm crabby about it!