<Nomsanto> (hardcore baking-only guild)

[Portasaurus]

<Nomsanto Industries>

Double-down on wasting your time with p99 by devoting yourself to an [almost] entirely useless tradeskill! After all, a simulated environment without delicious simulated meals, snacks and beverages isn't a simulation worth simulating. Somebody said that once... or at least they simulated themselves saying it.

No xp-ing. No leveling. No raiding. No clothing covered in fungus. None of that shit. Well, actually we will need the mushrooms. So: No clothing.

Just farming, dumpster diving, baking, brewing, fishing trips, and then every once in a while we can have a big bake sale, BBQ, fish fry, wine tasting, beer-fest, etc...

Sure, you could go kill dragons, loot high level items, camp seafuries, make a ton of plat, yawn... OR you could actually save those rat ears and make some delicious sandwiches and pies, culminating in the exciting climax of roaming around Norrath and passing them out to the [mostly] unappreciative masses!

Plus, baking becomes ~0.5% more relevant in Velious! (CHEESE IS COMING?!)

Current membership: 2 or 3 depending on if that one guy is actually the same guy as the other guy who joined.

GREENGROCER ONLINE MENU: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1...7zCoRbWfes/pub

MEAT SPINFO: http://www.project1999.com/forums/sh...d.php?t=136924

MEAT CASINO VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhEGO7IT1Dg

WTB Thread: http://www.project1999.com/forums/sh...d.php?t=121928

[Portasaurus]

Also considering the guild name <Cooking Mamas> but we'd have to be all-female, of course.

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[Claax]

Supporting this.

[Hailto]

Keep Monsanto as name imo.

[Clark]

Originally Posted by Portasaurus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Also considering the guild name <Cooking Mamas> but we'd have to be all-female, of course.

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lol

[oddibemcd]

Need to know guild stance on tier-1 and tier-2 foraging.

What is the brownie rotation?

[BarackObooma]

<Master Bakers>

[whitebandit]

What is the Spaghetti policy?

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[Portasaurus]

Originally Posted by whitebandit [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What is the Spaghetti policy?

Oh! The spaghetti policy?

The spaghetti policy is: THERE MUST BE SPAGHETTI AT ALL TIMES. Especially spaghetti with cheese.

This will, of course, require noodles, which may or may not be coming in Velious.

Sirken, will there be NOODLES?

We will require noodles for this to be a worthwhile expansion.

Thank you

[Portasaurus]

Originally Posted by oddibemcd [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Need to know guild stance on tier-1 and tier-2 foraging.

T1 foraging and fishing would be anything outside of Kunark.

T2 would be Kunark only and all 40+ level zones/dungeons.

Initially, I'm looking for someone to help me do some foraging and fishing over in Kunark because I really don't spend much time over there. I seem to die in Kunark. A lot. For example: I just tried to go last night and fell off a cliff in Burning Woods into what appeared to be a hornet's nest.

Originally Posted by oddibemcd [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What is the brownie rotation?

Brownie parts can be either very dangerous or very boring to farm depending on your strategy, but trust me, I have several adaptable plans!

If anyone is actually interested in this concept, please let me know. I'm still waiting for the petition gods to give me the guild name.