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PlayervsDen · #11 11-09-2011, 03:30 PM

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Ah damn, Twilight is the book of our youth and generation! I guess I'll be missing launch with you guys. Omg can you believe Bella is pregnant?!!!

yes i can.

Authority · #12 11-09-2011, 03:39 PM

She's a whore. I was supposed to be the one pregnant with Edward's love child.

Albane · #13 11-09-2011, 03:41 PM

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Ah damn, Twilight is the book of our youth and generation! I guess I'll be missing launch with you guys. Omg can you believe Bella is pregnant?!!!

So you were 4 when Everquest was released? Because Twilight was made for 16 year old girls.

Softcore PK · #14 11-09-2011, 03:42 PM

Uh you don't have to be a teenager to like Twilight.

Envious · #15 11-09-2011, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Softcore PK

Uh you don't have to be a teenager to like Twilight.

That or a fag. Errr, metrosexual weaknotch heterosexually challenged person.

I'll be in the river bottoms... So... Couldn't play that weekend even if I wanted to

Chronoburn · #16 11-09-2011, 06:03 PM

According to answers.com when the following is asked:

"What is Twilight's target audience?"

Answer:

"Teenage girls, and middle-age woman."

I knew something was wrong with softcore strictly based off that avatar.

Envious · #17 11-09-2011, 06:07 PM

The only reasons to watch that shit movie series are to:

1) appease the female (getting laid is not sufficient, should be doing this anyway, and learn to wear the pants, but getting her to shut up is 1000x more important)

2) so you never have to see them again, or entertain the idea of seeing them again.

Chronoburn · #18 11-09-2011, 06:14 PM

Unless you are 15 years old, there is no need to appease a woman by watching a movie.

Based on how old this game is, no one is 15 years old that trolls this forum.

Which implies, no body should be watching these movies.

Mardur · #19 11-09-2011, 08:01 PM

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Uh you don't have to be a teenager to like Twilight.

No, just a giant idiot who wouldn't know good taste if someone spit it in their face.

Admittedly I haven't read the books or seen the movies, however I have read synopses and it's fucking terrible.

The part where Edward tears Bella's uterus open with his teeth to perform a cesarean should be great on the big screen.

Cymbal · #20 11-09-2011, 09:45 PM

rofl this thread is the only thread ever that actually stayed on topic

bravo