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Old 12-03-2019, 03:45 PM
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Default 50k GIVEAWAY TO ANYONE WHO STILL PLAYS BLUE

I have moved to greener pastures (no pun intended) and I have 1 million platinum rotting away on blue. As an honorable man who doesn't RMT, I want to give back to those who are still going strong on blue by doing the first of several giveaways.

This first giveaway is for 50K platinum pieces.

Tell me a funny EQ joke and i'll select a winner on Sunday 12/8 at 9pm EST.

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okay i'm 100k short of 1mm, but you get the gist. this isn't a troll post.
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Old 12-03-2019, 03:58 PM
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A level 3 enchanter, a level 5 wizard, and a level 37 ranger walk into a bar.

Befuddled, the wizard wonders who put the bar there for people to walk into.

Concerned, the enchanter starts asking around for a rez for their friend.
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Old 12-03-2019, 04:00 PM
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What do you call a bald, short man that believes in raid rotations for equal distribution of loot?

Gnome Chomsky.
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Old 12-03-2019, 04:08 PM
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Yo momma's so fat, she's immune to frontal stun....
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Old 12-03-2019, 04:14 PM
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Boutik.... nuff said
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Old 12-03-2019, 04:36 PM
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Due to the rarity of this give away, and our ability to tell jokes, and because of my availability, this is gonna be a grats SkeletonLrodd.
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Old 12-03-2019, 04:41 PM
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@RNF:

A recent Pew poll suggests that 90% of RNF blamed "Rooted Dragons" for their failed marriages.
...funny, they also all claimed to be married to a Canadian Dwarf named Rosie Palmm <Awakened>

RNF actually bonded together to create a children's book, an EQ-themed alphabet book that ends ...XxYZ.

What's the difference between an epilleptic oyster-shucker and a p99 poopsocker that is also a prostitute?
A: One shucks between fits.
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Old 12-03-2019, 04:42 PM
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Due to the rarity of this give away, and our ability to tell jokes, and because of my availability, this is gonna be a grats SkeletonLrodd.
Fucking. Meta.

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Old 12-03-2019, 05:09 PM
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Jokes not up.
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Old 12-03-2019, 05:19 PM
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Gonna have to make an executive decision on this one due to the rarity of me winning free plat.. grats me! Did I stutter?
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