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Old 12-31-2014, 10:56 AM
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Default Used wipes today.

Used baby wipes today to clean my bits. In addition, I used them after the 8am turdcut.

Everything is surprisingly fresh. I used unscented so I don't actually smell like a baby.

My brother coined it as "a Mexican baby shower" - is this a thing?? Pls halp
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Old 12-31-2014, 10:59 AM
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yep, works a lot better.
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Old 12-31-2014, 11:45 AM
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Be sure to flush them down the toilet.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ng-sewers.html
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Old 12-31-2014, 11:50 AM
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been using cotton wipes for years, they are great, make sure to finish it off with toliet paper so your ass isn't wet.
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Old 12-31-2014, 12:07 PM
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I eat a proper diet so i barely even need to wipe because my feces are a perfect consistency
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Old 12-31-2014, 12:09 PM
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I eat a proper diet so i barely even need to wipe because my feces are a perfect consistency
Jibs shit dont stink acording to him either..
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Old 12-31-2014, 12:12 PM
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Jibs shit dont stink acording to him either..
ive had that conversation with people in rl before as well it really doesnt.

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Old 12-31-2014, 12:15 PM
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I have perpetual mudbutt and usually leave a crack shaped smear on the seat because of my obesity.

Ymmv

I'm converting to wipes
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Old 12-31-2014, 12:35 PM
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they make flushable butt wipes for adults

look in the toilet paper aisle. i like the Scott Naturals brand.
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Old 12-31-2014, 12:54 PM
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Been using my kids wipes for years, feels so goog
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