CORONAVIRUS Death Thread

BlackBellamy · #11 05-27-2020, 06:28 PM

We've done it! We reached the magic 100k! U.S.A... U.S.A... U.S.A... U.S.A.!

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Here you go, if you have successfully survived at the point this arbitrary milestone was reached, you can go ahead and print out your Certifique du Viral Acheive:

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If you did not survive I guess good luck and all that.

Also, if you're wondering why cancer patients were counted as covid deaths and why covid deaths were counted as he just ded and what do any of these numbers really mean and where do they come from, well maybe you're just wondering too much. I mean it's ok to wonder, just don't let that stop you from having a good time. Because you deserve it! You are a survivor. And a hero. Yes, I said it. A hero.

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This flimsy mask will surely protect me.	44	20.66%
I have or wish to have the Coronavirus.	24	11.27%
I have some other virus; HIV or maybe viral Meningitis.	7	3.29%
I am already dead.	67	31.46%
On my way to Vegas, Randall Flagg is calling.	32	15.02%
Mossad agents are dancing again.	39	18.31%
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