Red99 Needs You!

[Wolfgang]

i had little expectations with this troll thread but it ended up delivering, even had nizzarr attacking bluebies at random. good stuff.

[Wolfgang]

In Nihilum we take care of our members. Never do we allow our exploits be reported. loyalty before honesty is our motto.

Originally Posted by Nizzarr [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Batlle confirmed loyal member of nihilum/red99 server. Get shit on by "griefed off the server" trolls.

Pretty standard.

Originally Posted by jdklaw [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I found this very interesting given the recent developments with you and him over the last month:

Nerfette is a Guild cleric used by several people but is located on a Nizzar blue account. One day Batlle decided to log into all of Nizzars blue toons and ran sack the banks for the blue pixels. He stole a few items including a Cloak of Flames and Nizzar had the nipbogian detective tell him which characters IP address had done this hanus crime (I didn't ven know GMs interfered in shared account theft!)

Needless to say Batlle was caught red handed and despite denying it for x amount of days/weeks came forward and admitted he had a drug problem causing him to steal from his mommies purse.

Nizzar kept this secret from his soldiers and forgave Batlle of his sins because who needs trust in a guild when you have 100% attendance and can aid in a exp binge on Kunark release?

Blog bump for those telling me I was lacking more gossip.

[bizzum]

Post Bumping

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[Swish]

Originally Posted by Littlegyno 9.0 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Red99 thriving.

Moments ago:-

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[Redorious]

Don't listen to the mads who were GRIEFED off the server.

Red99 at an all time thrive with multiple guilds bringing down much raid content and pvping.

Join now while legacy Kunark is still in!

[Twin]

Griefing people who are ready to be griefed is not nearly as satisfying as griefing people who are not ready to be griefed. This is why Red is doomed to fail.

[runlvlzero]

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Further I would like to add, group pvp (even when trains are invovled) are far more fun then raids and require real skill, and quick thinking. (not quick random button mashing). Evacs, mobilization, zone knowledge, all come into play and being able to bring down key players and support your group is important, a good/decent cleric can really turn the tide, or a percision strike on a well twinked enemy before their other forces can mobilize. Clear communication in vent... Theres allot to be said for pvp to be proud of good pvp.

[Thatguy05]

This is definitely proper server chat for a pve box

[tehruoh]

Originally Posted by heartbrand [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If you fags would stop rage quitting every three minutes there would be more competition and more fun to be had.

^^^^^^^^

also its threads like this that keeps blue players disinterested in playing here. Get over yourselves and act like the adults you claim to be.

[godbox]

Originally Posted by Reikerz [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

How the hell did so many people respond to the OP without realizing it was a parody / Nihilum flame?

its one of those things where the reality of it and the parody of it are so similar it can be hard to tell the difference. all in all good troll