How many RecondoJoe's could you beatup?

[RecondoJoe]

Originally Posted by Penish [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Didn't read, your fighting someone with half a brain that has a knife / taser your going to fucking lose or take major damage before you're able to subdue your opponent.

You have no clue what you're talking about and it shows. Most people are killed with their own knives, statistically speaking. Do you really think that a 120 pound girl holding a knife is going to pose much of a threat to a 185 pound man? Do you really think that you holding a knife is going to pose much of a threat to a 250 pound man who has 15 years of grappling experience on you? I assure you, if you can't survive grappling with these guys, you're not going to survive grappling against them simply because you're holding a knife for them.

I learned a long time ago in knife vs knife fights, I'm always better off letting go of my own knife and wrestling the opponent over his knife. Unless he's really good at grappling, he stands absolutely no chance at defending himself.

[cd288]

Sure I’m sure you’ve been in knife fights. Uh huh totally sure

[Baler]

I remember RJ telling us he drop kicked a drunk guy in an alley who had a knife.
yup totally real

[RecondoJoe]

Originally Posted by Baler [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I remember RJ telling us he drop kicked a drunk guy in an alley who had a knife.
yup totally real

Seems legit.

I actually did choke a drunk dude out at a party once after he swung a knife at me. I choked him out for so long he was having seizures and people were crying and begging me to stop. When I stood up I thought he was dead, and then his body started convulsing all over the place.

Never saw the guy again, but didn't see anything about a murder on the news. 5+ years later I was over at my sister's house and this same dude was sitting at her kitchen table. Almost as soon as he recognized me he just stood up and abruptly left.

I told my sister the story and she told me I was stupid and that it never happened. It almost made me question my own memory.. was this the same guy? I was like 80% sure, but you can never be positive.

Weeks, possibly months later I'm over at my sister's house and the same guy is there, this time with his wife. We're drinking beer, and he suddenly walks up to me and asks me if I remember him, and I told him I did. No hard feelings.

To be honest when he pulled that knife on me I was the only person at the party who didn't think it was a big deal. That's why I rendered him unconscious with a rear naked choke instead of trying to hurt him. It's just that my training kicked in and I went over-board because I was pretty drunk myself and couldn't sense if he was unconscious or not since he never tapped or anything.

Normally in the gym people know to tap, or bystanders know when to stop it.

[cd288]

Originally Posted by RecondoJoe [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Seems legit.

I actually did choke a drunk dude out at a party once after he swung a knife at me. I choked him out for so long he was having seizures and people were crying and begging me to stop. When I stood up I thought he was dead, and then his body started convulsing all over the place.

Never saw the guy again, but didn't see anything about a murder on the news. 5+ years later I was over at my sister's house and this same dude was sitting at her kitchen table. Almost as soon as he recognized me he just stood up and abruptly left.

I told my sister the story and she told me I was stupid and that it never happened. It almost made me question my own memory.. was this the same guy? I was like 80% sure, but you can never be positive.

Weeks, possibly months later I'm over at my sister's house and the same guy is there, this time with his wife. We're drinking beer, and he suddenly walks up to me and asks me if I remember him, and I told him I did. No hard feelings.

To be honest when he pulled that knife on me I was the only person at the party who didn't think it was a big deal. That's why I rendered him unconscious with a rear naked choke instead of trying to hurt him. It's just that my training kicked in and I went over-board because I was pretty drunk myself and couldn't sense if he was unconscious or not since he never tapped or anything.

Normally in the gym people know to tap, or bystanders know when to stop it.

Well you gotta give this guy credit, her certainly has an active imagination

[Skarne]

You never have to remember the truth

[myrddraal]

Originally Posted by RecondoJoe [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

In reality no one would have the balls to step up, but it would be hilarious if they did

Imagine watching the sheep scatter at the first sight of an unconscious man laying on the ground with blood pouring out of his mouth after his teeth were broken in half by my bare knuckles.

I’m the closest thing on this forum to a monk

Im pretty sure Furoar would make you choke on your teeth. Hes no internet tough guy.

[Arvan]

Fake military man is also a fake master grappler!

[chevy79bu]

Originally Posted by RecondoJoe [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

In reality no one would have the balls to step up, but it would be hilarious if they did

Imagine watching the sheep scatter at the first sight of an unconscious man laying on the ground with blood pouring out of his mouth after his teeth were broken in half by my bare knuckles.

I’m the closest thing on this forum to a monk

Lol just the fact that you refer to yourself as an ever quest monk tells the true story...I'll stick with my 9-11 vote for now...

[Mblake1981]

I voted 0. I can't beatup what doesn't exist.