Anyone Watch The Oscars?

[G13]

Me neither

[Snortles Chortles]

who

[Skarne]

oscar makes great weiners

[BlackBellamy]

If I want arrogant millionaires to preach to me about social justice I can just do that while looking in the mirror.

That's because I'm an actor. I could win an Oscar for my arrogant millionaire portrayal if only someone could come down to my dank basement and film it.

[GinnasP99]

Haven't had a TV in 1.5 decades.
Love you guys, have a great day <3

[Ennewi]

https://youtu.be/2u2KSBq7y-o

[Trexller]

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[Shourty]

pfffffft.

[BlackBellamy]

Take note:

Elon Musk has been announced as the upcoming guest host of Saturday Night Live.

To wit, one Aidy Bryant, a SNL repertory player since 2012, shortly afterwards opined on her twitter feed thusly:

Bryant, 33, reposted a tweet from Sen. Bernie Sanders as a thinly veiled dart aimed at Musk that read: “The 50 wealthiest people in America today own more wealth than the bottom half of our people.”

“Let me repeat that, because it is almost too absurd to believe: the 50 wealthiest people in this country own more wealth than some 165 MILLION Americans. That is a moral obscenity,” the cyber barb continued.

Since the SNL salaries are easily found, I have calculated that Aidy has grossed 2.079 million dollars from that alone, and considering she has also appeared in three films and numerous other television shows and productions it's fair to assume the public approximation of her net worth at 4 million dollars is accurate.

Using our handy shame-the-rich calculator we find Mz. Bryant to land on the 97.7% percentile ranking according to her age.

Another oblivious 2.3% percenter crying to the world about the evil .01% percenters of the world! Ladies and Gentlemen, Hollywood!

Resolved: That Aidy Bryant is a rich twit.

[Horza]

Fuck you and fuck Elon Musk.