Take the GREEN pill

[Danger]

Is leveling a ranger the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than leveling a ranger. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are grinding, gearing, skilling and factioning a ranger for at least 6 months to a year solely so it can go and get ravaged by another class. All the hard work you put into your beautiful toon - chain casting low level spells to max casting skills, making it raise the appropriate factions, making sure you play twice as well and being more socially pleasant so you don't get excluded from groups from the exp penalty you bring. All of it has one simple result: your toon's body is more enjoyable for the real classes that will eventually gear every hole.

Raised the perfect ranger? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random warrior who had nothing to do with the way you leveled up. He gets to loot tight pixels every night. He gets the benefits of your sweet personality when you say you don't mind every other class gets loot.

As a man who has a ranger, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 200 hours of your life taking death touches to get gear for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

**hits pipe**

[dussle27]

Pretty much flawless logic here. A+ post.

[ZarkinFrood]

God damn, this post saved my life.

[Nirgon]

Ranger is top tier puller in the karana/big outdoor leveling game

Can spam flame lick on snared mobs like druid to aggro kite

Cleric and ranger here duo'd Z.Ragefire in Kunark

[Danger]

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**hits pipe**

[Vexenu]

>tfw Ranger
>tfw you will never have the tanking ability of a Warrior
>tfw you will never have the utility of a Druid
>tfw you will never have the DPS of a Rogue
>tfw everything you do is done better by another class
>But you can track
>Decide to track down your qt 3.14 gf to make you feel better
>The trail leads to a strange location, a house outside of Qeynos you've never been to
>You peer inside the window to see your gf being gangbanged by a Warrior, a Rogue and a Druid
>Tears fill your eyes as you watch your gf being violated
>They quickly turn to tears of joy as you realize you have ascended to the heights of Ranger cuckery
>You unzip your pants and click your Dark Cloak of the Sky

[Aaramis]

I'm trying to figure out what the hell this thread is all about.....

Is this fanporn?
A diatribe against Rangers?
Subtle reverse psychology to get us to roll Rangers?

I'm so confused.

[bum3]

Originally Posted by Aaramis [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'm trying to figure out what the hell this thread is all about.....

Is this fanporn?
A diatribe against Rangers?
Subtle reverse psychology to get us to roll Rangers?

I'm so confused.

Working as intended.

[Israel Adesanya]

Ranger? Sounds like some soy boy antonica or fay nonsense.

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[Zeboim]

This is the kind of quality posting I come here for.