End Times

[Jibartik]

That's actually a common westerner misunderstanding. Actually the only religion that predicts the end of days would be in any of the apostles lifetime is Christianity.

Only the new testament says it will truly be in the lifetime of the apostles.

It's not exactly like a hot take to say that doomers are wrong btw.

[alphys]

Yes, only Christians have had a doomsday masturbation ritual. Do you have a single fact to back that up?

Here is my *Hot take*(nice vernacular influence shows most usage in last few months)

Christians are fucking retarded. There are no accurate translations available and what is available is so edited it just retarded. Then you have different groups of these retards mistranslating the mistranslations and then deciding they hate enough and produce multiple schisms that really cause a lot of misery in general.

They are not the only religion with end of days predictions, they are not the only religion, they just raped the most people first.

[Jibartik]

Well their are like, really specific things that have to happen in Jewish and Islamic Eschatology, like the Islamic caliphate has to be completely resurrected, that hasn't even been close to happening for 100 years. The Jews need to rule Israel and the world from there, which hasn't even been a cunts hair from happening for 2 thousand years.

Daniel literally said thousands of years from now many empires will rise and fall until a final one will be the last.

Only Christ said in the gospels that it would truly happen in our lifetimes, and the only source on that is 4 dudes in the new testament that completely refute each other on like 90% of the shit they say in each of their gospels.

It's worth noting that the actual type of religion Christianity is, is an apocalyptic one. Jesus according to the gospels of the new testament preached of an imminent end that never came. But the key to the cult's success was the threat that if people didn't join them now, they'd be forever doomed.

Jesus does say that it wouldn't be until al nations of the world knew his testament in the same gospels that say it would be in the listener's lifetime, so I think you have to wonder 1 of two things about Christian Eschatology. 1. that jesus was like the guy in Waco and just a cult leader or 2. that he was speaking of the same prophecies that the islam and jewish religions do, and that the end wouldnt come for generations or thousands of years? idk.

There's a lot of false prophets that say the end is nigh, but about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.

[Jibartik]

Originally Posted by starkind [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

who is going to be the 1st one world president?

will we who are now entering our 40s get to see who it is in our lifetimes?

Heres a short story about an end of times that happens in our life time for ya. It has 3 main characters that I'd like to introduce, the Dajjal, the Mahdi and Jesus. The dajjal is what we'd describe in the west as the antichrist to the Islamic messiah. He's a huckster and a liar, and can do amazing things. He's physically deformed and walks all retarded. He becomes so powerful that he is looked upon almost as a god to his followers. So much so he believes he is one. But the followers of the mahdi know the truth.

The mahdi will rise up and to defeat the dajjal, he will travel to the holy land to meet him face to face. But who's face will he see?

It is none other than president donald trump. The beast of revelations that was slain but rose again (re elected) to rule, and all wondered in awe of him for he could not be defeated. His followers look to him as a god and in the name of god he resurrects the Abraham accords, only this time he goes all the way and rebuilds the temple in Jerusalem, putting a seal on yet another mark of the end times for the Jewish people.

And who is the mahdi? Unknown to us as of this writing but he will become the leader of the caliphate, he travels to meet trump, who is now the beast spoken of in revelation and has all but claimed his thrown inside the temple.

Trump representing, the god of the west, will yield to the caliphate as it is prophesized and give them control of isreal. Trump will admit he is a fraud and hand over all of his followers to the mahdi and in shame and reverence of the charismatic and powerful mahdi they will all bow in wonder. And the Mahdi will have taken his place as god of the holy land destroying the temple and rebuilding the mosque where he will rule the world forever .

But.. it is not lost... all the while that this is happening, after trump is smote in ruin by the mahdi and the temple is destroyed, it will be revealed to the chosen followers of the true son of god have found the true messiah! He and his messianic army of Jews, Christians, Muslims and anyone else that didn't fall for trump or the caliphates lies will travel onto the holy land where the real Jesus will face the Mahdi and this time he will not follow the prophecy of islam but the prophecy of abraham and instead of bowing to the mehdi he will destroy him! Caging the beast that is Satan into a tomb for 1000 years and bringing in the era of peace god wished for when he started the whole damned thing.


The End. Times.

[imperiouskitten]

Originally Posted by alphys [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

End times propaganda is used to circumvent wealth transfer between parents to children because, " Its all going to end anyway "

The closer you can convince someone we are to Armageddon; The more likely they will be loose with their pockets.

good point. identity phobias have a similar effect, tearing apart families. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] This "cutting loose" is perhaps the cold reality responsible for the talent, character, and economic privilege enjoyed by queers as a social cohort in USA. The suicide attempt rates too, though. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Jibartik]

I say, save like we're going to naval gaze for eternity but live like any day now the sirens could go off and it's party time.

[starkind]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Heres a short story about an end of times that happens in our life time for ya. It has 3 main characters that I'd like to introduce, the Dajjal, the Mahdi and Jesus. The dajjal is what we'd describe in the west as the antichrist to the Islamic messiah. He's a huckster and a liar, and can do amazing things. He's physically deformed and walks all retarded. He becomes so powerful that he is looked upon almost as a god to his followers. So much so he believes he is one. But the followers of the mahdi know the truth.

The mahdi will rise up and to defeat the dajjal, he will travel to the holy land to meet him face to face. But who's face will he see?

It is none other than president donald trump. The beast of revelations that was slain but rose again (re elected) to rule, and all wondered in awe of him for he could not be defeated. His followers look to him as a god and in the name of god he resurrects the Abraham accords, only this time he goes all the way and rebuilds the temple in Jerusalem, putting a seal on yet another mark of the end times for the Jewish people.

And who is the mahdi? Unknown to us as of this writing but he will become the leader of the caliphate, he travels to meet trump, who is now the beast spoken of in revelation and has all but claimed his thrown inside the temple.

Trump representing, the god of the west, will yield to the caliphate as it is prophesized and give them control of isreal. Trump will admit he is a fraud and hand over all of his followers to the mahdi and in shame and reverence of the charismatic and powerful mahdi they will all bow in wonder. And the Mahdi will have taken his place as god of the holy land destroying the temple and rebuilding the mosque where he will rule the world forever .

But.. it is not lost... all the while that this is happening, after trump is smote in ruin by the mahdi and the temple is destroyed, it will be revealed to the chosen followers of the true son of god have found the true messiah! He and his messianic army of Jews, Christians, Muslims and anyone else that didn't fall for trump or the caliphates lies will travel onto the holy land where the real Jesus will face the Mahdi and this time he will not follow the prophecy of islam but the prophecy of abraham and instead of bowing to the mehdi he will destroy him! Caging the beast that is Satan into a tomb for 1000 years and bringing in the era of peace god wished for when he started the whole damned thing.


The End. Times.

maybe the madhi is that bright insight guy or something

[alphys]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Heres a short story about an end of times that happens in our life time for ya. It has 3 main characters that I'd like to introduce, the Dajjal, the Mahdi and Jesus. The dajjal is what we'd describe in the west as the antichrist to the Islamic messiah. He's a huckster and a liar, and can do amazing things. He's physically deformed and walks all retarded. He becomes so powerful that he is looked upon almost as a god to his followers. So much so he believes he is one. But the followers of the mahdi know the truth.

The mahdi will rise up and to defeat the dajjal, he will travel to the holy land to meet him face to face. But who's face will he see?

It is none other than president donald trump. The beast of revelations that was slain but rose again (re elected) to rule, and all wondered in awe of him for he could not be defeated. His followers look to him as a god and in the name of god he resurrects the Abraham accords, only this time he goes all the way and rebuilds the temple in Jerusalem, putting a seal on yet another mark of the end times for the Jewish people.

And who is the mahdi? Unknown to us as of this writing but he will become the leader of the caliphate, he travels to meet trump, who is now the beast spoken of in revelation and has all but claimed his thrown inside the temple.

Trump representing, the god of the west, will yield to the caliphate as it is prophesized and give them control of isreal. Trump will admit he is a fraud and hand over all of his followers to the mahdi and in shame and reverence of the charismatic and powerful mahdi they will all bow in wonder. And the Mahdi will have taken his place as god of the holy land destroying the temple and rebuilding the mosque where he will rule the world forever .

But.. it is not lost... all the while that this is happening, after trump is smote in ruin by the mahdi and the temple is destroyed, it will be revealed to the chosen followers of the true son of god have found the true messiah! He and his messianic army of Jews, Christians, Muslims and anyone else that didn't fall for trump or the caliphates lies will travel onto the holy land where the real Jesus will face the Mahdi and this time he will not follow the prophecy of islam but the prophecy of abraham and instead of bowing to the mehdi he will destroy him! Caging the beast that is Satan into a tomb for 1000 years and bringing in the era of peace god wished for when he started the whole damned thing.


The End. Times.

thats the fucking plot of warcraft III

[Jibartik]

Well, Blizzard is known for steeling everything they do.

Oh yeah I want to change the ending to that: All this happens over the next 8 years, and in 2029 Jesus shows up riding Apophis as it smashes into the heart of the caliphate right after his messianic army arrives in the holy land.

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and when the dust settles we rebuild and live in peace just like the prophecy foretold, but we never once saw an actual miracle or the real Jesus, so we never know for sure if it was a bunch of natural events and climate change... spooky!

[Jibartik]

Originally Posted by starkind [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

who is going to be the 1st one world president?

will we who are now entering our 40s get to see who it is in our lifetimes?

IDK but I suspect this is the first 1 world religion. I think you're really gnona like this vid starkind! This is the cult I been staying to be wary of.

The 5D cult really ties all the religions together, the Greeks, the Abrahams, the Atheist's and Agnostics, all rolled into 1 nice elegant dominant science fiction based main stream historicity supported religion.

It's hard to argue against this stuff if you believe in god when the old testament quotes it in genesis. The only way is to treat it the way atheist's treat the old testament [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] So i could see the worlds religions transitioning to it quite easily, and I could see athiests getting a boner pill for space aliens if we so much as find any one single bit of evidence to confirm it, then boom this religion is #1