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Old 03-14-2019, 02:31 PM
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Iíve actually started sitting for public restrooms out of principle. I still think theyíre are gross af, but canít take standing urination dysphoria anymore. I got stranger pee on my butt today for the first time in years after I misevaluated its condotion.

Stood up and felt the air currents. Is that pee?

Looked back at the toilet seat.

Yep. Yep thatís pee.

Being a woman is a magical experience.
On the upside pee is pretty safe if fresh.
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Old 03-14-2019, 02:32 PM
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Yeah just grumble, wipe it off, and move on.
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Old 03-14-2019, 02:33 PM
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I always pre wipe the seat before sitting. Just incase.
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Old 03-14-2019, 02:33 PM
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Yeah just grumble, wipe it off, and move on.
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Old 03-14-2019, 03:36 PM
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Not the best position to do that. Weíre anatomically designed to squat when we poop, so even sitting on the toilet isnít ideal. A muscle blocks the colon a bit when your feet are flat on the ground. For the easiest pooping experience you should elevate your feet some while you sit on the toilet with like a 6 inch foot stool or something. It clears the obstruction and makes it a lot easier to pass bowel movements. Try not to strain too much because youíll blow your vein valves and get hemorrhoids, which are basically butthole varicose veins.
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Which greatly increases HIV risk.

Squat ladies.
yuck. glad i dont have to care! i poop with dignity, seated like a quayne.
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Old 03-14-2019, 03:39 PM
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I’m talking about sitting on the toilet, mainly, in that post. Should prop your feet up some, your highness.
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Old 03-14-2019, 03:53 PM
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They sell little stools with this purpose. I don't see how this is any better than a couple of phonebooks though.

https://www.amazon.com/Toilet-Stool-...23003674&psc=1
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I’m talking about sitting on the toilet, mainly, in that post. Should prop your feet up some, your highness.
I don't really have any poop problems. The only time I strain is when I'm doing too much dope. Otherwise, I use medication (loperamide) to keep my deal at the perfect consistency. Takes me less time than it does to pee. I wipe but the paper is, 99% of the time, pristine. My butt stays pretty clean and my you-know-what literally does not stink.

There is no reason not to systematize this aspect of life, especially when it earns you the ability poop with dignity and without fear, like a cute squirrel or something. If a person bottoms for sex and don't work to achieve this I would describe that being as gross and rather animal.
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Old 03-14-2019, 04:03 PM
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Yeah, so, sounds like you’re pooping wrong.
It’s fine. Most people do.
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Old 03-14-2019, 04:07 PM
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I don't understand how sitting down, ploop-ploop-plooping in under 15 sec without strain, then wiping (no matter transfers to paper; already clean) is "pooping wrong". I think i have a pretty incredible system actually.

This conversation is disgusting but I am trying to reduce the ugliness of the world with it. Loperamide. It's a perfect drug.
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