Facebook angle shot

[Swish]

Originally Posted by Mojo24 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Hah, I always referred to that as MySpace angles.

Definitely where it seemed to start lol, I miss Myspace... shit was good.

[Qtip]

Damn that chick is good with the camera.

[captnamazing]

ya pretty incredible angles here! The trick is that she has good bone structure for those face shots. in the first one it looks like she really is looking straight up (gravity pulls fat away from face) and squeezing her boobs together so that all you can see are her tits & arms and not know she balloons out about 3 inches further down... either way you should date her just for her witchcraft powers.. i mean think about the incredible fraps petitions she will send in for you

[Big_Japan]

Originally Posted by Snapple [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What is this sorcery?

Her facebook profile picture. Hot right? (the first sign of trouble is her arm)

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Honestly it looks to me like she distorted the dimensions of this photo (squeezed) to make herself look skinnier. Her face is long in this picture, and oblong in all the rest.

This is probably the most successful hiding of photographic evidence of obesity I have ever seen.

[LoliPops]

Tralina take note

[visage]

Op mad she ate his computer. Wishes he can angle shoy in her mouth.

[Swish]

Originally Posted by LoliPops [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Tralina take note

lol

[Orruar]

This may sound a little unconventional, but that girl would look halfway decent if someone chained her up for a couple months and only fed her 500 calories a day.

[Big_Japan]

Originally Posted by Orruar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This may sound a little unconventional, but that girl would look halfway decent if someone chained her up for a couple months and only fed her 500 calories a day.

Why hasn't this been tried? We could implement it on a national scale today. It's not like 99.9% of these broads pay for those 5000 calories from their $9/hr internship; implementation would be a snap

[Aviann]

Don't say that too loud, Mrs. Obama is listening.