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Old 06-09-2021, 12:21 PM
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Paladin's don't need to wear a mask, they get a mace that cleanses and purifies them every time they use it [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
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Old 06-09-2021, 12:24 PM
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Old 06-09-2021, 12:43 PM
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idk bout you guys but because of this thread and another one in OT i am watching the heck out of kingdom of heaven (well I finished 1 of 3 hours, they havent made movies this long since charlton heston played moses)
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Old 06-09-2021, 08:52 PM
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paladins can be Evil, twisted and totaly nutjobs.
Vonhammer quotes:

Purge purge purge.

slurp slurp slurp(while whacking a giant handbag with wings).

paladins cannot solo? how the fuck i got to 60 then.

in the Ass ALARTI U GOTTA AIM UR SUNSTRIKE TO THE ASSSHOLE .

who the fuck needs coth to get outside of this shithole( make a run from entrance of veeshan to hoshkar pad and killing his guild 30 bda fags and some innocent gnome bystanders).

Mithaniel mars benediction made me had sex with beings of other existence planes.

i can wear a robe but i still carry a heavier stick than you btw my legs ( to bda monkey)

No dk on p99 was as evil as that paladin, Maybe brut, but even being a ogre he loved gnomes.
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Old 06-09-2021, 09:09 PM
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No SK can barrel roll. Game over.
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Old 06-09-2021, 09:30 PM
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Plds are the shit POP on. Great before with ds hammer and shit
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Old 06-10-2021, 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Graahle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
Every Paladin main has the same character traits and personality type:

1. Nasally voice
2. Never shuts the fuck up on voice chat
3. Completes every obscure quest nobody else does
4. wELl aKTuUaLLY
5. Has mentioned 37 times that "back on live we.."
6. Actually thinks Half-Elves look good
7. Thinks MD2020 is good wine
8. Has a Windows 10 key "plug" for cheap keys
9. shows up BEFORE the bat phone goes off at 3AM on a Tuesday for Faydedar
10. Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
Paladin Mains: Dude flaming swords look so good.
This is all 100% true... Fuck you BTW.
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Old 06-10-2021, 12:52 PM
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I may box a pally on live. Seriously considering it <3
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Old 06-10-2021, 01:21 PM
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Paladins are shit despite what the 4 people who pretend they aren't have to say


But when you're delusional for over 20 years, that'll happen I suppose
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Old 06-10-2021, 01:46 PM
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Feign Death gives SK the win imo
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