You wake up one day and find that Luclin has been turned on in P99.

tadkins · #1 05-14-2022, 01:55 AM

Hypothetical scenario. What do you do?

A Knight · #2 05-14-2022, 02:02 AM

Instantly become insane. Become convinced my past erased his memory when he was 18, and that he told a secret society to torture me. Becoming tortured. Be Obi Wan Kenobi, fight the sand people. Then make friends with the sand people. Have a delusion that pp9 exists, before Luclin is released.

Then when Luclin is released on p99 again, in my schizophrenic delusional hallucination again, the people in the real world pull the plug on my coma, after 16 year comatose in a hospital.

Keza · #3 05-14-2022, 03:52 AM

First I go to Discord.me and join literally every furry server I can find, of which there are a surprisingly great deal. I then ask them why all of their pfp/banners for their Discords are dog boys instead of any other animal that's ever existed and why none are female/trans/futa. I get instantly kicked even though it's a legitimate question because there's seriously a huge amount of furry servers and every avatar is inexplicably a dog boy.

Then I go play a cat on Luclin 'cuz it's been forever and my PC was laggy AF back then so I didn't get to explore the endgame.

DMN · #4 05-14-2022, 06:31 AM

Pour a stiff drink and go back to bed.

starkind · #5 05-14-2022, 08:55 AM

Play a Kittycat!

mcoy · #6 05-14-2022, 10:48 AM

I mean yeah, I'd play a beastlord. Then after blowing through paludal caverns to level 20 in like 2 hours I'd remember why these expansions ruined the game.

-Mcoy