How the hell do giagantic...

[Irulan]

Salads fit in our bodies.

I just ate a 369calorie salad, most of it was a 6" pita.

Maybe it was more like a massive sandwich.

Still. I felt like really gross consuming this much food. Id literally starve or have to eat 3 tbsps of butter for a meal. Also gross.

[Jimjam]

Yesterday I ate a burger with 2 quarter pound patties (grilled), 2 battered chicken fillets (fried), bacon, nacho cheese, a heap of fries and the skimpiest salad I ever saw.

Even my wee smelled of meat.

[Tethler]

The only purpose salad serves is delivering toppings and dressing into our mouth. Same with pasta. Jimjam has the right idea.

[katrik]

Originally Posted by Jimjam [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yesterday I ate a burger with 2 quarter pound patties (grilled), 2 battered chicken fillets (fried), bacon, nacho cheese, a heap of fries and the skimpiest salad I ever saw.

Even my wee smelled of meat.

I am aroused.

[Swish2]

You don't win friends with salad

[ScaringChildren]

Your stomach expands like a balloon, allowing excess food to be stored.

However, the stomach was initially intended for ancient cavemen who feasted on 600 calories a day.

The stomach is preparing an "American Update" slated for Q3 of 2019.

This will allow the stomach to expand seventeen times the normal size and even allow an emergency exit through the anus if need be.

[Swish2]

What will it fit now? Using Nathan's hot dogs as a unit of measurement...

[Irulan]

Originally Posted by Swish2 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What will it fit now? Using Nathan's hot dogs as a unit of measurement...

A 24 pack. If i did the slimer and packed it down. Which is what it feels like eating half a foot long.




I think eating is just an existentially gross experience for me now. It breaks the elf pixel immersion. Being around other people eating is intensely triggering too.

I agree with the 600 calories caveman thing. Hunter gatherers are constantly foraging little bits of food including bugs etc and expending energy moving around to hunt and gather. Not arguing it's a better lifestyle. Just that it keeps people skinny, and theres almost always an energy deficit, it's hard to reach a surplus without McDonalds.

[Irulan]

Originally Posted by Jimjam [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yesterday I ate a burger with 2 quarter pound patties (grilled), 2 battered chicken fillets (fried), bacon, nacho cheese, a heap of fries and the skimpiest salad I ever saw.

Even my wee smelled of meat.

This reminds me of myself a few hundred years ago and I still can't understand how it all worked. Its like imagining myself as an empty extradimensional void with a mouth. Even though I pulled it off being well toned and muscular.

[Nexii]

600 calories a day is starvation diet. At that point organ functioning is impacted. I highly doubt primitive humans ate so little. 1500-2000 calories is more likely.