ATTN: BIG DOG ROG - My Long Requested, Overdue, Informal GUIDE APP

[skarlorn]

Dear Rogean,

You have PM'd me on Snapchat many times asking for my application to be a Guide to the Project 1999 Server. After beholding the righteous Name Cleansing of 2018 begin, I have decided it is time for me to Step Up 2: the Streets.

My mission as your newest and most powerful Senior Guide is to ensure that the quality of Project 1999 reaches a new zenith under my totalitarian and genocidal rule.

As a Senior Guide, I will:

• Destroy all ILLEGAL names
• Shoot first, ask questions later
• Judiciously target Staff Bashers who are in arms against the Justified Name Cleansing
• Become the main GM Scapegoat for all player rage
• Consume 50mg THC edibles prior to making important raid decisions
• Create an alt forum account to incite Staff Bashing on the forums, so that we can ban undesirables ... inspired by CIA tactics
• Give Spyder73 the surname "Poo'taint" and then BAN him
• DOXX Spyder73
• Award all Hobbits for their participation
• Ban all players who use VOIP services (not classic)
• Enforce a /say, /shout ONLY rule for communication to maximize RP

Here is a list of my Qualifications

• 150 WPM
• 1 hour weekly average of /played
• Young DoctorLawyer
• Millionaire
• 10/10 in my lap
• ForumsQuest Master
• Banned multiple times on Forums
• Proven track record of Cyber Bullying, Verbal Abuse (expert)
• Business
• MS Paint
• No interest in Raid Scene
• Masturbates to Roleplay threads
• will Ban Spyder73, finally

I believe that my long bullet points speak for themselves.

Dear readers, I would appreciate your support. Please comment on this thread if you think i would be the ideal candidate for the new most powerful Guide.

Also, please let the haters display their colors here for my LIST. (note: Rogean, my haters ALL violate naming conventions)