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Old 07-22-2011, 04:45 PM
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yo mamma so dumb i gave her a tomato and she threw it on the floor and yelled "I CHOOSE YOU, PIKACHU"
hahaha german humor at its best
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Old 07-22-2011, 04:48 PM
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no one asked you tralacore
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yo mama is like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, droped in the gutter and comes back for more.
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Old 07-22-2011, 04:53 PM
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^ if moms out there are still gettin fingered like school girls then I'm Franklin Deleanor Roosevelt.

shits false.
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Yea well you know, 6 years of Velious everything has been killed, only thing left to do is speedrun killing Detoxx guilds.
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shit's*
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Yea well you know, 6 years of Velious everything has been killed, only thing left to do is speedrun killing Detoxx guilds.
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Old 07-22-2011, 04:55 PM
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^ yo mama is so fat she play pool with the planets then?
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Old 07-22-2011, 05:05 PM
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yo mamma so dumb i gave her a tomato and she threw it on the floor and yelled "I CHOOSE YOU, PIKACHU"
This is winning
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Old 07-22-2011, 05:37 PM
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My favorite from WoW was "Your Mom's my epic mount."
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Old 07-22-2011, 06:15 PM
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P99-related Yo Momma Jokes:

Yo momma so fat, she crushed one of Glitch's ponies trying to ride it.

Yo momma so fat, all the tags in the RL pic thread are about her.

Yo momma so fat, it takes 5 druids in her group to port her.

Yo momma so fat, it takes a stack of pearls to COTH her.

Yo momma so fat, our raid stands behind her for AE boss mobs.
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Old 07-23-2011, 06:47 AM
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"Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles - traffic slows down."

"Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is Ragu."
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