If you had a million platinum.......

[aMindAmok]

pimp out my collection of erudite shadow knights (don't ask)

[skarlorn]

Originally Posted by scrapiron7 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

lol'd

to answer OP:

I would set up a War Chest for the Leatherfoot Raiders. Similar to how Pablo Escobar created payouts for killing cops in Medellin, allies of Rivervale would be able to claim cold cash in exchange for evidence that they had destroyed enemies of Rivervale. I would pay people to train Mayor Gubbin onto people who were hunting my beloved Deputies. Furthermore, I would hire entire guilds to go and raid select cities and subjugate their people in the name of Rivervale.

I would also create a Rivervale Scholarship Council to review the merit of young hobbits who are going out and seeking to make Norrath Great Again.

However, I am not without Mercy. The War Chest would also give alms to the repentant ogres, dark elves, trolls, and other evil scum who give up their hobbit-hunting ways and dedicate themselves to the defense of Rivervale. They would prove their intent through an indentured service cleansing the halls of Runnyeye Citadel and protecting young halflings from the dread Mooto.

In conclusion, Rivervale will extend it's Democratic Government across the lands of Antonica with brutal opposition to its evil foes. No more will our Squad Rings be taken from dead halfling hands. We will be vindicated. We are righteous. We are halfling!

[Baler]

I'd buy 2 puppet string, 2 rez sticks and a mana stone.
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Originally Posted by loramin [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The real question is, what would you do if you had a billion platinum?

this is awesome

[mefdinkins]

If I had a Billion Plat, I think I'd still be really stingy but if I wanted to drop all my dough I'd be getting hella stuff

Puppet Strings x 2, Couple Fungis

Rogue:
Mithril Boots
Blue Throne to Finish Cloak of Confusion
Shield of the Immaculate

Monk:
AOW Pants
Biolum Orb
Shield of the Immaculate

Druid:
Manastone

Bard:
SS Pants, SS Arms
BCG

New Gnome Warrior Twink:
* Neck: Necklace of Superiority (Or just +6 Neck loot rights)
* Head: Helmet of Rallos Zek
* Ears1: Fingerbone Hoop
* Ears2: Earring of Essence
* Face: Faceguard of Bentos the Hero (or just pay for Eyepatch of Plunder loots)
* Chest: Fungi Tunic + SS Plate BP MQ
* Arms: SS Plate Arms MQ
* Back: Cloak of Flames
* Waist: Belt of the Great Turtle
* Shoulders: Barbed Dragonscale Pauldrons
* Wrists1: Silver Chitin Wristband
* Wrists2: Silver Chitin Wristband
* Legs: SS Plate Legs MQ
* Hands: Velium Encrusted Gauntlets
* Fingers1: Djarn's Amethyst Ring
* Fingers2: Coldain Hero's Insignia Ring (Would Pay for MQ)
* Feet: Boots of the Storm
* Primary: Blade of Carnage
* Secondary: Swiftblade of Zek
* Range: Eye of Narandi
* Inventory: JBoots, Peggy Cloak, Eventually OT Hammer, Full Raid Mats.

Magician Alt:
Mage Epic MQ

[mefdinkins]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

lol'd

to answer OP:

I would set up a War Chest for the Leatherfoot Raiders. Similar to how Pablo Escobar created payouts for killing cops in Medellin, allies of Rivervale would be able to claim cold cash in exchange for evidence that they had destroyed enemies of Rivervale. I would pay people to train Mayor Gubbin onto people who were hunting my beloved Deputies. Furthermore, I would hire entire guilds to go and raid select cities and subjugate their people in the name of Rivervale.

I would also create a Rivervale Scholarship Council to review the merit of young hobbits who are going out and seeking to make Norrath Great Again.

However, I am not without Mercy. The War Chest would also give alms to the repentant ogres, dark elves, trolls, and other evil scum who give up their hobbit-hunting ways and dedicate themselves to the defense of Rivervale. They would prove their intent through an indentured service cleansing the halls of Runnyeye Citadel and protecting young halflings from the dread Mooto.

In conclusion, Rivervale will extend it's Democratic Government across the lands of Antonica with brutal opposition to its evil foes. No more will our Squad Rings be taken from dead halfling hands. We will be vindicated. We are righteous. We are halfling!

You should set up a Rivervale Go Fun Me! There's lot of support for this!

[-TK-]

Originally Posted by scrapiron7 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

Thread should have been locked after this response. And if you don't get the reference, you should be locked up, too.

[Foxplay]

Buy alot of peridots

[Baler]

Originally Posted by Foxplay [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Buy alot of peridots

would you use them to tip porters? [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[aaezil]

I would create my first Norrathian start up company <Dial an Elf> full service elf service

[Daloon]

I thought about doing a 1,000,000 platinum giveaway but it'd be a hassle. Too many people have multiple forum accounts.