2020 Election MEGAthread

[BlackBellamy]

Proper lubrication is key for any persistent mechanical operation that involves friction and pressure and also amyl nitrate doesn't hurt, literally.

[douglas1999]

In a free country you can make money and become rich and give money to your kids, even if you are born dirt poor. You can also shake your fist at the sky and rant about other people being rich if that's your thing. Live your best life!

[Toad1]

Originally Posted by Gwaihir [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My children get outraged over the idea of not getting ice cream for breakfast and when the scoops randomly and disproportionately favor one kid's portion over the other.

To me, im just scooping ice cream, and i don't eat the shit so i don't really give a shit, and so I just pat the noisy one on the head and give her a "There there"

Its important not to take children too seriously; especially when they're grasping at straws and alluding to abstract concepts that "should", but don't, actually exist in the real world; "should", according to, and always morphing in favor, of they:themselves, mind you. Ive literally never heard one of them say that i meeded to give one of their sisters more;to make it "fair". I guess that's why coveting is a sin.

They never complain about the fact that im not scooping additional servings for the brown kids down the street. In fact, the concept that they're cheating the little brown kids down the street out of their share never even comes to mind.

Oh well.

Man you gotta be white trash to give your kids ice cream for breakfast

#trailerlife

[PieOats]

Originally Posted by Pretzelle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Homophobia in 2020 is really edgy. Good job.

Pfft.

COCK-swallowing is most certainly *not* overtly (or even discretely) homosexual in nature. Within the borders of THE PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF CHINAMEN, *MANY*straight-yellow-cis men swallow COCK (often browned and heavily masticated) on the reg in pursuit virile supremacy in the land o f hetero-normative adventures.


Bigot.

[BlackBellamy]

Blue check marks send their best wishes!

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LMFAO

[Jibartik]

Please be pronounced dead by Whitehouse doctors but before anyone else can see the body come back a few days later miraculously.

[-TK-]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Plz die and come back a few days later miraculously

This would at least explain all the Jesus 2020 yard signs I see all over. Not sure if you guys have them, but they are all over here and I'm not even in the south.

[Jibartik]

ok here is my new prediction for November.. Get ready for some bible prophecy! (this is just a joke but watch them try to pull this off lol)

Trump will be pronounced dead within the next few weeks (though this will never be confirmed).

His death sends the (right now) bolstering military of Isreal, and the tensions at the border with Iran to a head and a second 6 day war begins.

Back in America, the reason trumps death was never confirmed was because before the press could, miraculously his mortal wound will be declared healed by the very same doctors that pronounced him dead. This causes much distress in the USA about the legitimacy of what comes next.

Trump, still recovering from his death from Covid, travels to the Isreal where he uses the miracle to gather support from both sides and he is able to broker an end to the 2nd 6 day war and once and for all brings peace to the middle east.

This act unites many of his enemies who thought he was going to bring on the end of days, not stop it. It even gains him official blessing from the papacy, the Synagogue, and Islamic religions.

He uses this glory to unite the world and rebuilds the temple of Jerusalem under one global religious authority for all.

Thusly crowning him, the Antichrist.

THE END!

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[Jimjam]

So is big D working from home, of will the VP be taking the reigns for 2 weeks?

[Mead]

Originally Posted by BlackBellamy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

How did you arrive at a mindset where you automatically believe the vast majority of people on earth are vindictive and evil?

It's not about being vindictive or evil. It's about the dozens upon dozens of family and friends I had to call this year to let them know they're never going to see their loved one again. The death, suffering, fear and heartache that you couldn't even imagine or be able to handle. A lot who were taking lead from your president himself. Someone who is now suffering from something he joked about and didn't take seriously since March. His actions affected a lot of people. And now he's going to understand why this isn't a joke.