Best "Yo momma" joke

[bakkily]

yo mommas fingers so fat she can't troll threads, shes gotta ogre them

and the wow one, fucking funny

[deneauth]

Yo momma so fat, when she walks around in highheels she strikes oil.

[Ezuen]

Yo momma so fat, we had to ban her twice.

[Ashimar]

Yo mama so fat, she uses Google +++

[Ennoia]

Yo mama's so black the only man who can satisfy her is Colonel Sanders.

[Anger]

Originally Posted by Ezuen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yo momma so fat, we had to ban her twice.

A new guide appears?

[Bodeanicus]

So fat she has more chins than China town.

[Harrison]

Originally Posted by Anger [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

A new guide appears?

Ezuen is awesome. Seriously.

Oh, and, the more chins than China one? Are you serious? That was old when I was a kid.

[Phallax]

Originally Posted by Harrison [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Ezuen is awesome. Seriously.

Oh, and, the more chins than China one? Are you serious? That was old when I was a kid.

Most of these are extremely old and you call that one out?

Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family

Yo momma so fat that Jesus couldnt even lift her spirit

[San]

These are kinda old too, but still funny.
Yo momma so ugly, Bigfoot be takin pictures of her!
Yo momma so big, I rolled over 3 times and I was still on top of her.
Yo momma so fat, I just have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in.
Yo momma's pits be so hairy, it looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.