The Orca Offensive

[Arvan]

good thing no one here has ever left their mom's basement amirite

[Evia]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

wow

I know right

[nom_fats]

I for one welcome our new deep sea overlords

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by nom_fats [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I for one welcome our new deep sea overlords

[aussenseiter]

The tea is hatterism.

[magnetaress]

Blood red crickets nevada.

[Jimjam]

We have northern hemisphere attack on boats by orca too now. Are these dolphin psychically linked? Is it something in the water?

I don’t think orca are interested in eating us. We are too skinny. Orca need very oily high fat food sources (like shark livers) to maintain their endothermic metabolism and thick blubbery skin.

[magnetaress]

Real dipshit stuff startrek 4 style Military training gone wrong.

[cadoipi]

There was a shark attack on the boat in the ocean of tears? This is the new content we need!

[cd288]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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They think it might be the mother of a calf who was slain by a boat teaching her other children and the rest of her pod to take revenge.

This is probably the greatest story of all time, bros.

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The other theory is even better. That a bunch of younger Orcas just decided it would be fun and other Orcas saw them doing it and decided to start doing it too. Literally teenage trendsetters in the Orca community lol