Destroying Comedy

[starkind]

why does your flashlight look like a fucking penis

[unsunghero]

Couldn’t find a functioning flashlight at that moment. It’s a headlamp, useful for camping or night kayaking with a kayak group down the salt river 2 Halloween’s ago, which is quite a lot of fun with weed and beer

[Whale biologist]

Originally Posted by unsunghero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Couldn’t find a functioning flashlight at that moment. It’s a headlamp, useful for camping or night kayaking with a kayak group down the salt river 2 Halloween’s ago, which is quite a lot of fun with weed and beer

[unsunghero]

Lol ya. I helped carry a lot of people’s yaks up a hill to where they stage their vehicles at the end (you stage your vehicle at the end then carpool 12ish miles upriver, is the way to do it), and no one was panicking about missing people luckily

Although I will say I saw a lot of people eat shit over and over trying to get out of their yak and on shore. The rocks are slippery with moss, the current is fairly hard, and they’re drunk. If no one dies it’s a combination for comedy

[Jibartik]

Originally Posted by unsunghero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If no one dies it’s a combination for comedy

Yeah but someone does die because I can imagine some kids saw these pics and then went out and did this and then they did die.

or anytime someone might see pics of someone laughing to this it might make a good kid turn into a night swimmer and that's just too risky so sorry:

Canceled.

NEXT!

[starkind]

[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] cool 'headlamp'

annnywaaayyy

military has a lot of funny af ppl in it

[Jibartik]

Originally Posted by starkind [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] cool 'headlamp'

annnywaaayyy

military has a lot of funny af ppl in it

I think it'd be weird to be in the military and like to go to the cafeteria in the military and be like, "he'll be homeless.. that one there will be homeless... that guy is gonna be homeless... that one there is definitely going to be homeless"

[hobart]

Originally Posted by Ooloo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

"I like roseanne, but also I don't like her." Okay.

She misspoke once. Off with her head! Screw her 30 years of comedy genius and contributions to the art. Screw all that, she said a naughty thing by accident, what a witch! Burn the witch!

When you fuck up and bring negative scrutiny to your company, you get fired.
If I called a black person a monkey at work in front of enough people, I would get fired.

Why do you hate free enterprise, Trumptard?

[Jibartik]

the irony is she didnt say anything about black people but racist liberals not only assumed if someone says planet of the apes she must be talking about black people, and then they actually canceled her for it.

it was woke burn the witch at its finest.

I cant believe people cant see they're just salem witch killing puritan haters but in 2020 lol

[Danth]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I cant believe people cant see they're just salem witch killing puritan haters but in 2020 lol

Technology changes, but people stay the same. "It can't happen here, we're different!" is perhaps the most poisonous mentality of our time.

Danth